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Good Tidings!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 33 Comments

You’re almost over the finals hump, so revel in Christmas cheer! Below, an eclectic assortment of dorms decked out for the holidays. Want your own decorations on Bwog? Send us a pic: tips@bwog.com. If Charlie Brown taught us anything, it’s that no Christmas tree is too modest. We’ll be your Linus and love it anyway. […]

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Timeless Doctrines: Bad Hair Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 22, 2010 24 Comments

A tipster spotted this remarkably eloquent note in McBain, addressed, “To the wookie on floor 8.” Jeez. I am posting this note as a gentle warning that your shower etiquette is sub-par. Few people actually enjoy communal living, and I think, given your behavior it’s not hard to imagin [sic] why I’m sure by now […]

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BiblioBwog: A Few of Karen the Librarian’s Favorite Things

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 26 Comments

Bwog has hopped and camped in libraries, but we’ve never actually explored their contents. The Columbia libraries are a treasure trove of exciting history, so with the help of our lovely librarian friends, we’re going to highlight some hidden jewels. In this installment of BiblioBwog, Karen Green, Ancient & Medieval History and Graphic Novels Librarian (what a combo!), […]

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PSA-Palooza

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 7 Comments

Things to remember! Use Carsplit on your way to the airport– you’ll save money and make new best friends. Write CULPA reviews now that exams are fresh in your mind– you’re helping the next generation! Teamwork! Friendship! Etc.

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And We Thought We Had Problems!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 91 Comments

Keri Blakinger, Cornell ’11 was found with six ounces (roughly $150,000) of heroin on Sunday. She was arrested in Ithaca. Yeesh!

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The Night the Moon Went Away

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 15 Comments

People said some funny stuff while they watched the Lunar Eclipse last night. One man, all within a minute, on Low Plaza: “The moon is bleeding! The moon is disguised as Mars. The moon is hiding from Venus.” More questions and observations from the 150-ish people gathered to watch the sky eat itself: (At 2:05 AM) “We’re […]

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‘Twas the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2010 21 Comments

When all through the library, Not a student was stirring, not even in 209. When, what to my wondering eyes should appear, A man dressed as Santa, giving little treats to CCers and Engineers!

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Forever’s Gonna Start Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

Update, 2:25am: Cowabunga, you can start to see it now! Send in any photos you take of the eclipse, people gazing skywards, eclipse parties… or whatever you crazy kids do during a lunar eclipse to tips@bwog.com! You should definitely go out tonight! In an educational way duh! Take a break from napping studying in Butler […]

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Free Fruit Juice Blends

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 4 Comments

SoBe, that lizard-themed cousin of Vitamin Water, is handing out free bottles (none of that sample size bullshit!) on Broadway between 113th and 114th. Bwog picked up a “lean and mean” apple cranberry elixir packing a whopping 5 calories. Update, 6:28 p.m.: A commenter observes there is no more juice blend. SoBe it.

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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Swinging For The Fences With Alyssa Rodia

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alyssa rodia
bigger ball smaller field
bwogsports
calling it now future Ivy League champs
going the whole five innings because we're dominating
homers
low and inside is a lefty's dream pitch
not afraid to get dirty oooh
swinging away
trouble with the curve

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Bwog In Bed: Panic Edition

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bwog in bed
eeek boobs
historic sports moments yay
i knit you a sweater of tears
if you can play you can play!!!!
love you Mom
Momma Bwog will be your mom
think about Momma Bwog today too
what is homework?

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Reading Lit Hum’s Rapes

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dear commenters bwog did not write this just so you know
does anyone even read the intros?
does anyone even read these?
does anyone even read?
fight the patriarchy 2k14
lit hum
our version of an op ed
sexual assault

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Roar, Lions! Baseball Wins Second Consecutive Ivy Title

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Baseball wins
bwogsports
crowned...get it?
David Speer pitching excellently as usual
for the win
George Thanopolous for the save
hitting homers into the Hudson
seniors going on to bigger and better things..like the College World Series
the road to Omaha
theeeee Lions win
We are the champions

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Dropping Cash, Dressing Up, And Dancing At The Barnard Gala

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a literal GALA
a torrid barnard love affair that has spanned five hot decades
barbour jackets and longchamp bags pretty much sum up barnard when we think about it
barnard
barnard annual gala
centennial scholars program
generous people who like to drink and eat
long island sex therapy
mediocre dancing at best
mentions of diana vagelos
open bar aw yeah
philanthropic interest also known as being rich and willing to share
slingin cash droppin a couple thou
speaking of normies...
the affluent
WASPy

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What If… SEAS Were A School Of Mimes?

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clearly understanding the function of the school of mines
creeptastic
fine we said funtion initially -- are you happy now??
Glass Cases of Emotion and You
History of Rocks and Things
school OF MIMES
The Art of Annoying Berets
things that annoy bwog
things that would have been awesome
we aced face-painting 101
what if

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What If… SEAS Were Still A School Of Mines?

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ah the Carman classroom
buying the university: that would spark a hell of a protest
Principles of Econ in your pj's
so CC really is essential to the development of character after all
subjunctive
the Balrog is coming
the future Manhattan gold rush
the mining team: Columbia's winningest
The School of Mines...of Moria
watch your backs financial engineers
what if

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A Safe Place To Share Aggressions And Ask For Eggs

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barnard gals
but really do you think anyone had a single egg?
facebook groups: the new best way to procrastinate
girls are gross sometimes
help a sista out
poopin in the shower: a memoir
things get weird for barnard 2017
we awake each morning to the fresh smell of saliva

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