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Overseens: Panic

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 23 Comments

A wise man once said, “Nobody said it was easy/no one ever said it would be so hard.” Here is some funny stuff people have done in the last few days, because, you know, it’s rough out there.

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Fresh Tunez

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 20 Comments

Bwog received this Auto-Tuned gem by Ben Kaplan, CC ’14. “The Finalz Song” deals with the trials of Butler, the Bible, and fighting for survival. A sample lyric: Just better get the flashcards out your calculators and all them granola bars out and do not think I’m going home until the starz out we about […]

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Harrison David Released

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 57 Comments

According to the New York City Department of Correction, Harrison David has just been released from the Manhattan Detention Center after thirteen days in prison. All five of the students arrested in “Operation Ivy League” have now been released but not yet tried. Bwog is waiting on comment from David’s lawyer. Update, 2:21 p.m.: Samuel […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Science of Psychology

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 37 Comments

If history was written by the victors, then there are plenty of botched psychology experiments that go untold. Psychology is, after all, a soft science, which might explain its tendency to attract English and Comparative Literature dropouts. If anything, someone has to knock some sense into a student body brought up on Plato’s Theory of […]

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University Senate Creates ROTC Task Force

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

That was fast! The Student Affairs Committee of the University Senate has just announced that it will form a task force on ROTC starting in the spring semester in light of yesterday’s DADT repeal. Next semester, the task force will hold open hearings on Columbia’s military engagement and conduct a survey on ROTC. The Senate […]

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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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Primal Scream Tonight

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during finals...no one can hear you scream
hopefully it will be like the red hour from that star trek episode
i scream you scream we all scream for primal scream
please enlighten me about the photo in the comments if you now
primal scream
scream and shout and let it all out
tis the will of landrew

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What If… The Football Field Were Still On Campus?

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ain't nobody got time for the campbell sports center
bulldoze uris!!!
columbia athletics
get outta here b-school
prezbo are you reading this?
roar lions roar
seriously though baker is like a half hour subway ride
what if
will the new evp of students read this?

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Senior Wisdom: Sarina Bhandari

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but catfish-er or catfish-ee??
Bwog Senior Wisdom
catfishing
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014
seven classes? Go home
try nothing but ramen for two months
WHEN IN DOUBT DON'T POST <--- best advice ever

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Swinging For The Fences With Alyssa Rodia

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alyssa rodia
bigger ball smaller field
bwogsports
calling it now future Ivy League champs
going the whole five innings because we're dominating
homers
low and inside is a lefty's dream pitch
not afraid to get dirty oooh
swinging away
trouble with the curve

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Bwog In Bed: Panic Edition

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bwog in bed
eeek boobs
historic sports moments yay
i knit you a sweater of tears
if you can play you can play!!!!
love you Mom
Momma Bwog will be your mom
think about Momma Bwog today too
what is homework?

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Reading Lit Hum’s Rapes

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dear commenters bwog did not write this just so you know
does anyone even read the intros?
does anyone even read these?
does anyone even read?
fight the patriarchy 2k14
lit hum
our version of an op ed
sexual assault

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Roar, Lions! Baseball Wins Second Consecutive Ivy Title

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Baseball wins
bwogsports
crowned...get it?
David Speer pitching excellently as usual
for the win
George Thanopolous for the save
hitting homers into the Hudson
seniors going on to bigger and better things..like the College World Series
the road to Omaha
theeeee Lions win
We are the champions

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Dropping Cash, Dressing Up, And Dancing At The Barnard Gala

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a literal GALA
a torrid barnard love affair that has spanned five hot decades
barbour jackets and longchamp bags pretty much sum up barnard when we think about it
barnard
barnard annual gala
centennial scholars program
generous people who like to drink and eat
long island sex therapy
mediocre dancing at best
mentions of diana vagelos
open bar aw yeah
philanthropic interest also known as being rich and willing to share
slingin cash droppin a couple thou
speaking of normies...
the affluent
WASPy

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