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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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How Did She Know

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BWOG NEVER SLEEPS
eating your feelings
food
petition for this to replace roar as the fight song
speaks 2 me
tastes like boredom and procrastination
which will come first - end of homework or physical illness?

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Dear Bwog: Emotional Cheating

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blurred lines
bow chicka wow wow
Breaksgiving
Breaksgiving forevverrrrr
bwog is your advice columnist
bwog is your seventeen magazine
bwog sex
dear bwog
metaphysical relationships are real things
people who tip bwog for relationship advice
welcome back

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Where Has the Time Gone?

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1020: so dark you can't see the vomit
almost finals
by the numbers
failing finals
in other news finals are happening soon whut
make sure that the study breaks involve puppies or sex or both?
making friends to get class notes
reading about studying when you're not actually studying
this time baby i'll be bulletproof
we are not official members of the ryan gosling fan club but do appreciate beauty and wisdom of all kinds

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Come One, Come All: Blue and White Meeting Tonight

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blue and white
join or die
meeting announcement
the blue and white

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Free Food and Morbidity

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cookie ambassadors
cookies are brain food too
free food
gary okihiro
last lectures
morbidity is the mother of last lectures
so call your aunt maybe

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Bwog Sports Tuesday: Men’s Basketball Falls Just Short at Elon

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bwog loves sports
bwog sports tuesday
Columbia Basketball
ooooh all-ivy league honors niiice
the ineptitude of the lions' offense

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2 Soon 2 Satire: Orgo Night Ahead

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columbia administration superimposed over miley cyrus
does this count as reporting on the football team?
orgo night
references to barnard controversy
the feelings so wrong and right man they're feeling so wrong and right man
the nightman

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Free Food: Competitive Pie Edition

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columbia culinary society
competitions that have to do with pie
competitive baking
free food
more like the most wonderful time of the year for people who like dessert
that photo of apple pie sets our expectations pretty high so please don't disappoint us o little chefs
the most wonderful time of the year

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