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Primal Screamers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2010 27 Comments

A Broadway view of Primal Scream: And click for a recording of a few brave souls who screamed in Butler 403: primalscream. Lest we forget a year ago right now: Good luck this week, friends! We can do it.

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Primal Scream for Noobs

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Finals got you down? Then you can verbally vent your frustrations by participating in the Primal Scream. The guide for new students: If your clock or watch is not auto-synced to the NIST’s Cesium Fountain Atomic Clock (i.e. the Internet), make sure you’ve set it correctly. When in doubt, Bwog recommends a cell phone for superior accuracy. […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Butler, 4 AM

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 26 Comments

There was a time, not too long ago, when being at Butler at 4 AM meant something was wrong. Matthew Schantz, Mahima Chablani and Brian Wagner remember that time. In our third and final installment of Graveyard Shift, Bwog takes a stroll around Butler just before the sun comes up and finds lots of people […]

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ROTC on Campus: Past, Present and Future

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 44 Comments

In the wake of the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, the issue has resurfaced about the banning of the ROTC (haven’t a clue? everything you need to know about the Reserve Officers’ Training Corps here) on Columbia’s campus. This has been a contentious subject in recent years on campus. Here is a brief history: […]

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PSA: O’Connell’s Is Where People Find True Love

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 32 Comments

Bummer-ama in Sunday Styles today: Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla got married last month after meeting in their children’s pre-K class and then leaving their respective spouses for each other. Oof! But the real news: they had their first date at O’Connell’s, which is, as a physical entity, the opposite of Love. Riddell and […]

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Don’t You DARE Think There Are Any Seats in Hamilton

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 20 Comments

CUZ THERE AREN’T. ANY. Or in Butler. And no one is gonna let you forget it. Observe: Signs from left to right read: “This Room is in use!,” “DO NOT DISTURB!,” DO NOT TOUCH CHALKBOARD PLEASE,” “OCCUPIED!” and “TAKEN.”

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Professor Archetypes: The Language Prof Who Just Doesn’t Speak English

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 10 Comments

As long as schools like Columbia champion the “sink-or-swim” school of language instruction, you will inevitably come into contact with, whether in fulfilling your requirement or just being intellectually curious, the Language Professor Who Does Not Speak English. This professor can exist in any language department. The idea of this professor is that you are […]

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BwogSalon: Sanctum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 24 Comments

Bwog has hopped, poked, and swiftly skimmed, but now we’re inviting other writers into the Bwog Bubble. We think there’s lots of fantastic campus journalism out there that sometimes slips under the radar. In the spirit of Enlightenment salons from centuries past, we present our newest feature, BwogSalon. Bwog asked the editors of each publication […]

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Frontiers Of Science: It Ain’t Poetry

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2010 23 Comments

Freshpeople! You tired, you poor, you huddled masses gathering to take the Frontiers final today: we promise, college isn’t always like this. To provide some last-minute assistance, here are some haikus sent by one of your own. If you have other haikus, Frontiers-related or otherwise, leave ’em in the comments. Good luck, friends! Two distributions […]

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Lost: Cell phone

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 0 Comments

Black Verizon LG cellphone with slide-out keyboard possibly dropped between 116th station and River Hall. Reward offered. Emailcmd2159@columbia.edu if found.

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Professor Archetypes: The Activist

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 32 Comments

While working as a professor, the Activist is forced out of his/her/non-gender- specific-pronoun’s natural habitat. Best suited for the front lines of some genre of consciousness-raising event, this experienced and opinionated speaker captures the class with what seems at the time to be an extremely relevant argument against society’s unnecessary gendering of bath products. The Activist Professor sits crisscrossed […]

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The Finals Weekend Showdown: Finals vs. Papers

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 55 Comments

Another vintage post from our archives for you to contemplate while holed up in the library… With classes completed and a weekend now free to bemoan our misery, Bwoggers weigh in from Butler Cafe/salon: what’s worse, studying for finals or writing papers? Papers Remember: every essay is an open book test. With class notes, a few […]

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One More Round Of Class of 2018 Facebook Posts

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"make sure you guys use #roar2018 on those photos"
class of 2018
our future
someone in undergraduate admissions just spit out their cereal
sorry jessica marinaccio but these were too good to pass up
they haven't even started and they probably hate bwog already
yolo money but wait i don't have any money

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CNN Interviews Columbia Sexual Assault Victims

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sexual assault
sexual assault at columbia

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Bwog In Bed: Final Stretch Edition

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bwog in bed
just wait till that girl finds out about orgo night
making these playlists must've been hard work
numberwang
that's numberwang!
you're almost free just hang in there

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Senior Wisdom: Arvin Ahmadi

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"another to a drunk man in Hong Kong who tried to kill me at 5 AM"
#Arvining
bwog senior wisom
bwog wants to hear the pea coat story
chicken NOW
fame-ish
i am the lorax i speak for the trees
LORAXES
loraxes and other things bwog didn't notice
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2014

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Behind Nightline

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"being healthy isn’t being perfect—being healthy is acknowledging when you need help" PREACH
"don't be scared to be kind to each other"
bwog gets to talk to interesting people
just be kind everybody!
mental health
nightline
quasi-senior wisdom
the power of listening

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Ask Bwog: One Day More (Of Finals)

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15 hours of energy!
ask bwog
dear bwog
disclaimer bwog is not a doctor... yet
dying of finals
finals week = desperation
fuck you science
hello darkness my old friend
the burnout is real

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What If…Columbia Were Still On Wall Street?

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alternative history
bwog asks the important questions
occupy columbia
philosophical bums
we're feelin' twenty twoooo
wtf is financial engineering

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SEAS Valedictorian And Salutatorian Announced!

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"halvard" is an awesome name but it also sounds like "harvard"
accomplished and smart people
commencement is coming
congratulations
ok so we shamelessly looked up "Strandbeest" on Wikipedia don't hate us
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seas
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