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The Bwog Finals Fortune Teller

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2010 14 Comments

We’re stuck in Butler too, wishing we were back in elementary school when all we had to do was color in the circles and not calculate their velocities relative to the Sun as they hurtle through space. Holding fast to the spirit of youth, we’ve created a cootie catcher. Now this toy you once used […]

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Overheard: People Are Having Fun

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 31 Comments

Just not you! A girl on Broadway, to a group of friends: “I was so drunk I put my face on pizza.”

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Butler Bingo: Fall 2010 Edition, (Reposted for your prandial pleasures)

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 39 Comments

Originally, Bingo was a lottery game called “Il Giuoco del Lotto d’Italia” invented and played in Italy around 1530. Usually, Bingo is a game played by your great aunt. Today, Bingo is a game that will make your procrastination dreams come true. Here’s how to play: sit in Butler. Look at the game board. Scroll […]

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The Graveyard Shift: Gamal at the Coffee Cart

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 7 Comments

Our second installment of Graveyard Shift finds Diana Clarke hanging out with Gamal, late-night/early-morning coffee vendor on 114th Street. Remember: other people stay up late, too. Good luck studying. As students stumble home from Butler in the wee hours, they’re likely to pass a man stocking his coffee cart on 114th and Broadway with fresh […]

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NYT: Operation Ivy League “Typical,” Except for the “Ivy League” Part

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 68 Comments

The New York Times published a story today that calls last week’s bust of a drug ring involving Columbia students “unremarkable, but for one thing: [the] Ivy League clients.” Below, we highlight some relevant new information that our (full disclaimer!) very own Eliza Shapiro helped report: The original anonymous call to Crime Stoppers that prompted […]

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Microsoft Word Just Doesn’t Get Us

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 93 Comments

We, oppressed Humanities students, have discovered, through our weeks of crazed paper-writing, that Microsoft Word doesn’t know anything about anything. If “precolonial” isn’t a real word according to our computers, college is a lie. Here are some words Bwog was punished with that red squiggly line for writing recently. Add your own in the comments. […]

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Alumnus Passes Away In Columbia-Owned Building On 113th

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 21 Comments

Public Safety has just confirmed that a yet-unidentified man passed away due to natural causes in a Columbia-owned building on 113th Street between Broadway and Amsterdam, across from Watt. The man was a Columbia alumnus from the Class of 1964.

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Professor Archetypes: The Dress Sneakered TA

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 8 Comments

Grad students spend a lot of time talking about binaries, which, if you think about it, is sort of fitting. Being in grad school is a kind of middle ground, and binaries are everywhere! Think about it: you’re not quite a student, but certainly not a professor; you want to be friendly to undergrads while […]

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This Is Contemporary Civilization

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2010 18 Comments

We’ve got you covered! Good luck, sophomores and anyone else fortunate enough to take the CC final today!

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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Activities Fair Today!

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activities fair
bwog still gets emails from that many listservs
it's so spread out so that there's more space for activities
join bwog
listserv fun
sandbox
so many groups so many listservs that you will regret joining
we hear there are going to be miniature ponies at this fair

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Bwoglines: What Makes You Angry? Edition

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Bwog like Joan Rivers best in Spaceballs
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Corporatization
Hacking
protests
The Humanistic Pursuit
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Do You Even Golf, Bro?

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conspiracy bwog
does anyone actually believe that legend about the damn owl?
for bonus points use the 2012-era Bwog balls
happy hunting
lol golf
never leave the house without your salmon shorts
so this is why housing won't let us on the ledges—more golf time for them!

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Let’s Have The Talk: Interview With A Consent Educator

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at least it isn't called "consent is sexy" anymore
gender-based misconduct
sexual assault

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Campus Character: Conrad Tao

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bwog is really more of a scorpio than a gemini
campus character
columbians doing cool shit
conrad tao
from the issue
the blue and white
when does he even sleep

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Glitter For Your Resume

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at least our mascot is A Thing bwog can't imagine dressing up as "crimson" or "big red"
brunch is everything
bwog > CCE obviously
bwog is so hip with the kids
bwog really can't make this shit up
is sitting around and listening to beyonce all day a job? because if yes then bwog will never have to worry about employment again
our linkedin is ON POINT

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Barnard Drops Everyone’s Classes

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barnard
broken computers
class registration
computers can already beat us at chess and jeopardy; what more do they want from us?
my barnard

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Bwoglines: Capitalism, Militarized Police, And Iggy Azalea Edition

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bwog isn't really that down with iggy azalea but will dance to fancy when it comes on
bwog went to brooklyn last weekend obviously
bwoglines
emma sulkowicz
ferguson
nicki minaj is basically bwog tbh
of course sometimes shit goes down when there's a billion dollars on that elevator

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