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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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NSOP Gossip: Three Days Before NSOP Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 26, 2010 20 Comments

Christy Carlson Romano of Kim Possible fame is back at Barnard! She was spotted in the Reslife office today, and is here to finish her degree. Barnard deans have apparently forbidden Barnard OLs from high-fiving first-years as they walk through the Gates yelling and screaming on the first night of college. Columbia and Barnard OLs […]

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Boroughs Maps: What Columbia Thinks Of Columbia

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columbia boroughs
dear person in front of me on this flight who keeps leaning back: you're an asshole
flatter than that keystone light from last week
hashtag bigdata hashtag visualization
i'm on a plane
such retina display

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Actual Wisdom: Jeffrey Lax

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50 shades of gray
actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
doin the right thing
jeffrey lax
oxford comma till death
we swear by duck fat
what are standards?

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Study Break It Down With Metrotones

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a capella
metrotones
study break it down
your peers have talent

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Senior Wisdom: Jess Levenson

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african dance is my major
get out on the stone and grass
senior wisdom
senior wisdom december 2013
the lawns
wanna realize too late i never shoulda left new jersey
where my jersey girls at
working on my night cheese

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Bwog In Bed: You’re Probably Already Home But We’re Still Here So Shhh

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awww it's only a few more days until we go home to our pets!
bwog in bed
can't get enough snow penises
going home
home stretch
oh home let me go hooooome
snowverseens

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Senior Poll: 1952 Vs. 2014

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but king's college will be so much classier on a resume
good to see we're more in favor of commies
in which we compare you to your betters
interactivity!
journeys of self discovery
senior poll
some shocking twists
the honor code strikes again
the times how they have changed
the times how they have not changed

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Actual Wisdom: Achille Varzi

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actual wisdom
actual wisdom 2013
paradoxes
what about "iff" ?
you can roll your own way

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Senior Year Checklist: Cry, Scramble, Roll Eyes

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class checklists
Class of 2014
crying forever
it's happening
pregame life
senior privilege
Senior Year Correspondent
seniors: this is your cue to start freaking out
seriously don't forget the swim test
spring of senior year was the fucking best
the senioronic plague

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