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The Graveyard Shift: WKCR

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 27 Comments

During finals, people stay up late and then talk a lot about how late they stayed up. But there are some people who stay up all night, every night—not just when they have a Sustainable Development paper due. In a three-part series we’re calling the Graveyard Shift, Bwog hangs out with people ’til dawn and […]

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Lit Hum Limericks: There was once a final exam…

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 16 Comments

…for which not even the gods could cram. Hark, freshpeople! Way back when, a few Bwoggers converted several thousands of pages of reading into limericks—the perfect size for you to memorize in between sips of Red Bull and Pepsi Max. Read on for anapests aplenty! Homer, The Iliad Achilles, the raging Achaean, Agamemnon’s war plans […]

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Dead White Men Go Dancing: CC Selections in Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 8 Comments

Sometimes Bwog procrastinates by reading Bwog. While digging through our archives, we found this gem of a playlist by 2006 CC prof Dermot Albert Ryan. Descartes, Meditations on First Philosophy The Police: “Spirits in the Material World” Locke, Second Treatise of Government The Beatles: “Mother Nature’s Son” Hebrew Bible, Ecclesiastes The Byrds: “Turn! Turn! Turn!” […]

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Why I’m Scared of Midnight Breakfast

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 66 Comments

Lily Icangelo satirically explains why horror, bemusement, and brunchfoods go hand in hand at Barnard’s traditional last-night-before-finals feast. Midnight Breakfast is as absolutely terrifying as it is incredibly awesome. Walking into a crowded gym of highly stressed out, type-A personality, sleep-deprived girls? So, SO scary. The nervous energy that fills LeFrak Gym during Midnight Breakfast […]

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Sing Us A Song

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 17 Comments

Overseen during Orgo Night: a studious young fellow memorizing Chinese characters and watching “Piano Man.” God bless you!

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Professor Archetypes: The Superstar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 29 Comments

The Superstar is often late for class on account of just having flown in from Singapore/Zurich/LA. Nevertheless, s/he breezes in casually. S/he chills with presidents after all, it’s no big deal. While the Superstar may be calm (they have seats that recline to become beds in business class), their brilliant TAs (who actually read what […]

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The World Still Turns While You’re Stuck in a Finals Frenzy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 19 Comments

Former Bwog energy explorer, Armin Rosen, and The Curent‘s Editor Emeritus, Jordan Hirsch, report for the New Republic on Columbia’s new Center for Palestine Studies. “Unaccompanied by a dedication to real expertise,” the pair writes, “the CPS will be little more than a clique of like-minded academics whose defining commonality is a hostility toward Israel.” […]

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Orgo Night: This One Was Too Easy

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 55 Comments

Tonight was Orgo Night, that (rare) cherished Columbia tradition, in which The Cleverest Band in the World occupies Butler 209 and strives to “lower the curve on the orgo exam” by telling raunchy jokes with topical music interspersed. Likely due to a number of recent events, 209 was buzzing by 11:10 p.m. By 11:20 Public […]

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Orgo Night Has Begun!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2010 44 Comments

In the wise words of Jody Zellman: “bummer, bro.” We also hear that there are Public Safety officers directing traffic at Midnight Breakfast. Expect a review within a few minutes. E-Z on those butt-comments, we took the original picture down at the request of the, um, involved parties.

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Diversion O’Clock

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 36 Comments

Tonight! Orgo Night! Midnight Breakfast! Don’t! Study! Orgo Night will take place, as always, at midnight in Butler 209. Get there early if you want to see anything. Midnight Breakfast is Candyland themed this year– Barnard freshpeople can get to LeFrak at 11 PM, Barnard everyone can get there at 11:30, and everyone else is […]

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Overseens: Crunchtime Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 38 Comments

Everyone and their mother has a final (or three) tomorrow, and we’re all hanging out in Strugglesville tonight. We’ve seen a lot of people do some silly stuff in Butler this week, and discovered these two blogs of Columbians sleeping in funny positions instead of studying. Leave your own overseens in the comments. Guy walking […]

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Professor Archetypes: The Tweedster

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2010 8 Comments

With pre-Kerouac horn-rimmed glasses and a penchant for using Yiddish terminology in lecture, the Tweedster is both your favorite professor of all time and your grandfather’s Long Beach High Class of ‘48 classmate. You could fit two of your Wien singles into their southern-facing (northern light is for scholars of Africa, Asia, South America) Fayerweather […]

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Dianne Murphy Steps Down

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dianne murphy
prezbo announcements
shit gets real in spec
sports

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Bwoglines: Bad Puns And Good Palindromes Edition

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bwoglines
despite the huge men's upset at least serena our girl won
do hot dogs qualify as snacks we think so
snack the ripper kinda lame we know
taylor swift knows who was trouble when they walked in but we don't
those better be hebrew national
those hot dogs look really unappetizing sry
we would tell that hot dog to shake shake it off

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Columbia 4th Yet Again

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almost bronze
feel free to stroke your ego a bit
prezbo are you happy or not
prezbo weeps in his study tonight
rankings
us news and world report
usnwr
we still wouldn't make it onto the podium at the olympics

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Field Notes: The First Weekend

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always starting shit over oversized pizza
drinking with bwog gets sloppier by the year
field notes
is there anything fun to do in this town?
it's all down hill from here probs
not so easy in ec
one can never be too high for hamdel
release the pent up desires to indulge in libations that you harvested over the summer in your boring hometown

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Meet Grayson, The Fish Who Plays Pokemon

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age old question: level up or leave the grass?
columbia fish are too smart
does anyone remember the creepy music in Lavendar town?
he raves
he's kept on a strict diet of red dye #2
not free food

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Alumni Calling Center Adds Script To Respond To Questions About Sexual Assault

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columbia: "I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad"
Gender-based Misconduct and Sexual Assault
hitting columbia where it hurts
PR nightmares
remind us to never go into public relations
scare quotes

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Bluenote: Catching Up With Hooda

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bwog doesn't do anything without being emboldened by raspberry margaritas
bwog is really more into the heights though
bwog would never walk 20 blocks for a gyro
everyone fucking loves hooda
from the issue
halal drama
more like haLOL guys thinking we'll go there amirite
the blue and white

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Shape Future Curriculums, Change The World

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basically get the ear of obama only hypothetically and in the future
ccsc
if you don't apply you lose the right to complain
interaction with deantini?? *fans self*
it's a pretty cool opportunity
nice report
we pay the bills with ads we pay debts to ccsc with posts they need

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