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Bwoglines: Subtraction Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 08, 2010 0 Comments

Jenny Slate, a CC alum, is apparently not being asked back to the SNL Cast. Analysts speculate the move may be related to her decision to drop the F-bomb in her debut performance. (NYT/HuffPo) Irrigation may help to mitigate the effects of climate change, according to an Earth Institute study. (Sify) The B-School takes 3rd […]

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A Columbia Moment: The Black Avengers

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 9 Comments

The Black Avengers policed the campus with a particular relish for cruel and unusual punishment.

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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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Bwoglines: Happy Birthday Edition

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bwoglines
cake so enticing
do you want to see a birth certificate
happy birthday to us
maybe if jay z crashes our party beyonce will come too?
sprinkles on everything all the time

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Ménage à Bwog: Infernal Confessions

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because pick up and read sounded sexual anyways
dont have sex! you will get pregnant and die
OH MOANICA
pick up and breed
saint augustine wasn't a bottom?
stinky fingers
the best discussions of sex happened in lit hum
Virgil sounds like Viagra to me

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Free Food! and Being a Good Person

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cause we dont have meal plans
CCO is actually really fun though
community impact saves lives
earl hall is where earl grey tea was made
free food
fun with acronyms
they both taste bad

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Senior Fund Comes A-Knocking

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can you prorate one more year of college?
come smile and look nice
it isn't champagne it's actually franzia
senior fund
we depend on your support not your huge tuition
you are never too young to start giving

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SAC and Columbia Democrats Seek Community-Sourced Reform of Sexual Assault Policy

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cu dems
getting shit done rather than saying you're going to get shit done
policy reform
rape crisis center
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct
transparency
university senate

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ESC: We’re Running Out of SEAS Puns

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Bwog didn't know anything happened in jersey
Bwog doesn't remember their Winter Wonderland
esc
low library stop trying to be the Empire State Building
shouldn't deans be applying to work here?

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PSA: The LLC Exists

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Bwog Housing
housing woes begin
living on campus is both a pro and a con
protip: skip the housing process and just camp out in the chapel
scott helfrich the superhero
the llc

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PrezBo Releases Statement On Sexual Assault

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community forums
early riser we see
Lee Bollinger
lets make PACSA public
pacsa
prezbo
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct

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