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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Hamlet’s Door

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 14 Comments

The Prince of Denmark, spotted lurking on Barnard’s campus! Observe. And freshmen, keep tipping! (tips@bwog.com)

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Being a Student at Barnard: “These Will Not Be The Best Years of Your Lives”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 1 Comments

Filed by Katheryn Thayer, BC ’14, from the Being a Student at Barnard event last night. Want to write for Bwog? contribute@bwog.com! Early yesterday morning, hundreds of groggy Barnardians filed into LeFrak to discover what it means to be a Barnard woman. The deans gathered to welcome incoming students and make them feel comfortable asking […]

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Dear Bwog: Tim Burton Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

Dear Bwog, I got locked out of my room after showering. Again. With running mascara rivaling the Corpse Bride, I trudged down to the Hospitality Desk. That’s the fifth time this week. This has got to stop. Frustrated, Tim Burton Extra Dear Tim Burton Extra, We promise the Hospitality folks are unfazed. They’ve probs seen […]

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Lit Hum Lecture One: Orlando Bloom’s Glistening Abs

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

When 2 o’clock rolled around today, it was finally time for the Class of 2014 to close the Iliad (or at the very least close the Sparknotes tab in their browsers), and trudge off to the Literature Humanities lecture with Professor Christia Mercer. Emma Stein, CC ’14, was on hand to share the fun with […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 28 Comments

More advice from old-school Blue & White! Listen and learn! Stop drop and roll! Take Art and Music Hum as soon as possible. The further in debt this top-notch education puts you, the more difficult it will be to sit through hours of bull. The topical discussions will rarely satisfy the interested student. That leaves […]

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Two Scenes From Day Two

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Scraps from Day Two. Fresh-people, keep sending us those tips: tips@bwog.com! One freshman writes: John Jay was completely packed, with freshmen spilling out onto every available seat outside, especially the lawn. This was a prime moment for Housing to turn on the sprinklers and completely hose everyone. Also in attendance were WKCR volunteers, first trying […]

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The Ego And The Fake ID

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 11 Comments

If you don’t have a fake ID today and plan on going to a bar in New York City that isn’t a teen club you should get one tomorrow morning. Below, tales of stories of Bwoggers’ first fakes. Hi, Mom! I got my first fake ID in the parking lot of a Ross Department Store […]

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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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PrezBo Releases Statement On Sexual Assault

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community forums
early riser we see
Lee Bollinger
lets make PACSA public
pacsa
prezbo
sexual assault
Student Services for Gender-Based and Sexual Misconduct

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Bwoglines: Just SparkNote It Edition

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bringing you the campy news is our job
bwoglines
Cersei should be on Rolling Stone
peanut butter and jellyfish
snitchers get prizes
what does sparknotes have to do with any of this?

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Things Barnard Could Not Have Heard

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dat sound tunnel
frederick augustus barnard
gotta love barnard
impressive that he was deaf and a great scientist
we've gotta break into that carillon and play Roar Lion Roar
who's psyched for barnard's 125th?

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What’s In A Name?

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castrated horses and columbia
columbia knowledge
had to check to make sure hidalgo is the horse and not the person
keepin it classy
let's tell people this on tours
reasons to live in the llc
sounds dirty
super official super hilarious names
T'aint mah gate
taint gate
Tainted love
this also explains why wallach is a barn
wikicu: font of weird knowledge

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Remember When The Roster on CourseWorks Was A Thing?

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courseworks
go forth and facebook stalk
I'd rather no one knew I was in the class than let them see that picture
new new courseworks
so many beautiful grey crowns
that roster feature

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A Liberal Arts College for Adorable Dogs

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having a bunch of st. bernard's around would be handy in this snow
not bernard or barnyard
overseen
s/o to Dexter from CG
shakes fist
strong bold beautiful all describes st. bernard's though
what could've been

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In Defense Of: Meal Plans

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cant tell if this is slightly sarcastic
Columbia Dining: only suitable for giants
diets comprised only of hashbrowns
how the largest meal plan could probably feed an army for 700 years
In Defense Of
In Defense Of Meal Plans
no longer a free bird
spendin money like water

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Bwoglines: Dangerous Beasts Edition

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bwog hungry
bwoglines
casual shark fight no big deal
chompy the shark
cragel is a hilarious word
cragels
cragels are the distant cousins of cankles
dem birdies
fish are friends not food
grammy bwog
james grant you are officially the coolest person in the universe
jokes about grandmas
you're not actually that cool until you nonchalantly fight a shark

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