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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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NSOP Gossip: Three Days Before NSOP Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 26, 2010 20 Comments

Christy Carlson Romano of Kim Possible fame is back at Barnard! She was spotted in the Reslife office today, and is here to finish her degree. Barnard deans have apparently forbidden Barnard OLs from high-fiving first-years as they walk through the Gates yelling and screaming on the first night of college. Columbia and Barnard OLs […]

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Bwog Asked: What Sport Do You Actually Like To Watch?

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bwog asked
bwog wishes we were middle aged men with our beer bellies hanging out and watching the super bowl
kim kardashian is our next michael jordan
such a sad climate in butler tonight
you guys really don't like sports huh?

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In Defense Of: The Super Bowl

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bandwagon fans for life
bushy baby lookalikes
butthurt
bwog actually likes some types of football
bwog gets strangely passionate
commie filth
horses and puppies
In Defense Of
it will all be over soon
plus we all just need a good excuse to ask for an extension
put the cursor over his crotch
super bowl 2014
the unpopular opinion
we can say commie filth because it's not the cold war

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One if by Land, Two if by Sea?

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bwog loves hawkma forever
hawkma
Hawkmadinejad rises
hawkpa?
is she showing her prediction for who will win the super bowl?
nature in the urban jungle
petition to add HawkHum as a Core class
strong beautiful hawkma
super bowl predictions
there's not

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Bwog Meeting Tonight

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be there or be square
bwog is actually really excited about this game
bwog is pretty much like an NFL football team
bwog meeting
come eat snacks and change the world
rush bwog

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Found: Wallet and Leather Holder

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Lost and Found

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The Hookup: St. Paul’s Chapel

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basement sex is always gross
bwog always ignores Augustine
bwog did not know that sex positive christians existed until we googled it for this post
consent is not only sexy but necessary
hard long pews mmm
hookup series
Jesus is against rape
making bwog queerer one Andrea Gibson link at a time
st. paul's chapel
the crypt
we went there).

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Bucket List: Black History Month, Paris, and Creative Writing.

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a lot of times the part of the lecture title before the colon seems to have absolutely nothing to do with the part after the colon
bucket list
get edumacated
learning to navigate schermerhorn one lecture at a time

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Bwoglines: Farewell Innocence Edition

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bwog isn't so good at saying goodbyes
bwog isn't so good at the health thing
bwoglines
bye seth luv u bb
hate to see you go but we love to watch you leave
is it bad that reading dylan's article made bwog want to watch annie hall?
nipple nostalgia
things were just so simple back in the day

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