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Day One: The Human Knot

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 23 Comments

Bwog spent thirteen hours at Orientation yesterday. Here’s some of what we found. (Hey Housing! We love you very much, wanna let us move in early?)

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Dear Bwog: Heat Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 33 Comments

Dear Bwog, It’s fucking hot. ~Sweat Bead Dearest Sweat Bead, Bwog suffers from an acute case of back of the knee sweat. Every step feels sticky. So, we feel your pain. The good news is that NYC cools off by the end of the month. In the meantime, put your refrigerator to good use. Girls, […]

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Barnard Convocation: Joan Rivers Was Here

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Nino Rekhviashvili, BC ’14, participated in a large and fire-hazardous ceremony at Barnard Convocation last night. She reports here. If you’d like to contribute to Bwog, please email us at contribute@bwog.com! At 7:00 PM, hundreds of freshly moved-in first year Barnard women wearily congregated in Barnard Hall for Convocation. DSpar, maestro of ceremonies, reminded fresh-faced […]

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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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Overseen: Dark Fortune

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barnard pool
bwog isn't good at swimming but we like to sit poolside in a swimsuit
foreboding shit
fortune cookies
overseen
predicting the future
taken too soon
whoever did this is very optimistic or just very rude
your talents will be suitably rewarded...in bed

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Chad Washington’s Hate Crime Case Dismissed

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10 days of community service
adjournment in contemplation of dismissal
an acd is the most wishy-washy way to solve a case
bwog is not proud of cu football
case dismissed
chad washington
cu football
hate crime

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Bwoglines: Getting Wild Edition

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'merica
breaking into the white house
bwog likes to scream
bwoglines
columbia fencing
don't pull your vibrant red hair out
feeling wild
going for the gold
our uniforms may have looked like ugly christmas sweaters but we're still on top
people over 80 still doing cool things

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Personals: SB

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100% believe magic is real
butler 209
butler represents
can we get a confidence interval on that percentage
can we just throw out that at the time of writing this 69 people like the personals link
choose peanut butter always
matchmaker matchmaker make me a match
personals
selfie revolution
the best pizza is free pizza...unless it's famiglia
true friends submit personals together

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Named Scholarship Reception Speaker Makes Surprisingly Ungenerous Remarks

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abolish the capitalist system
but good on him for donating
daniel loeb
endowment-driven bullshit
mmm political views
named scholarship reception
passionate tips
rude
why can't these hedge fund managers just share the hedge

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Bwog Goes to the MoMA, Sees Awesomeness

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A rare good reason to go to Avery
cantilever more like can't I leave her right?
Frank Lloyd Wright
Frank Lloyd Wright and the City: Density vs. Dispersal
moma
St. Mark’s-in-the-Bouwerie Towers sounds like the fanciest place on earth
who needs skyscrapers? I have a small patch of farmland

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PSA: Broad Daylight is No Longer Safe

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both friends thought the other would make a move to take him out
Broad daylight is no longer safe
bwog hates getting robbed at tea time
columbia/barnard public safety
guns are scary at all hours
Seriously morningside is way too nice a name for the shit that goes down there

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Student Art at the Forefront

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art or die
Bwog is not very photogenic
Bwog likes to paint landscapes to relax
Center for Student Advising
CSArts
Lerner 403
might show up to my advising appointments now
oil painting at columbia
photography at columbia
support peer art

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