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Class Act: 1,600 Kazoos

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 8 Comments

For CC ’14er Gabby Beans, last night’s Class Act was a welcome opportunity to, as the 75-page NSOP manual put it, “sit back, relax, and enjoy.” But she found that difficult to do with a thousand little kazoos buzzing in her ears, and the sounds of Michael Bublé inexplicably wafting over the freshpeople-packed room. Her […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 2

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 1 Comments

This morning, your Blue & White advice comes from the 19th century. “In conclusion let a word of warning be given to all who are about to begin their work in the School of Mines. Whatever course you may select, stick to it. Every one is good, and if you desire success after graduation remember […]

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The First Night: Bright Lights, Big City

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 40 Comments

Tonight is the most important night of your life, the first night of college. You’ll probably do something sort of fun. Here’s what some of your elders did their first nights at Columbia. It gets much better from here. Don’t throw up! NB: Not every Bwog post has bullet points. When I got here I […]

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Day One Video: The Deans, They March!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 4 Comments

Deans marched, ice was broken. PrezBo close-up alert!

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Day One

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 20 Comments

Orientation Day One is hardly over yet—there’s still Class Act to see, Gates to run through, and high fives not to give. Here are some scenes from the first eight hours of this long trek of a day. 2014, you kids look good out there. Welcome! Pictures and video of Day One to come. Send […]

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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Columbia Admirers is Back. Again.

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admire me
but i believe columbia admirers can save the world
columbia admirers
guess who's back
notice me
valentine's day

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Lost: Scarf

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Lost and Found

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Field Notes: One Cookie to Rule Them All

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bwog has a midterm on tuesday
Carman kids are destructive and awesome
field notes
Next time
seriously?
Sports inside? Basically as bad as sports outside
They couldn't see fast dakota cause she wouldn't stick around
this blows
try a highku
What happens to us after freshman year?
Where do Barnard kids sleep?

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CCSC: Elephants, Secrets, and Sexual Assault

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airplanes in the night sky like columbia bars
ccsc
CCSC has secrets adn we demand to know them!?
ELEPHANTS IN NEW YORK?
financial pressures on public safety
Lerner is going to be even more annoying to book
SAFER
secrets of the satow room
taxes are for tea drinkers

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#rushbwog: Associate Publisher Edition

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bwog or Bwog i like lower case
idk my bff Bwog
join bwog
publishers publish things!
rushbwog
uncle bwog wants you in a non-pedo way
we're the best and you'll be the cool dude
you predecessor is like a cool jewish frat boy in GS so you're gonna have to beat that

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Bwog Sports Monday: Lions Pull it out at Princeton

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ballin'
balling
being awesome
bwog likes yoda's sabre
bwogsports
fencing
lets beat harvard they're tools too!
olympics r cool 2
swimming
we beat princeton those dudes are tools!
yeah dat blue doe

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Columbia Chess Club Wins Inter Ivy Championship (in Chess)

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AN INTERNATIONAL MASTER
blue ivy
damn ou rteam is super good
i wish princeton were there for us to beat
ivy league champs yo
just yeah.
kickass at lyf
shellacking
ultra fancy
winning
yay

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2girls1snack: Cheesecake Edition

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2girls1snack
bwog eats things for you
cheesecake thighs
graham cracker crust heaven
it's the girls room
milano you did us good
punching kids at nussbaum: a memoir by bwog
the girls had to do this over two days to avoid throwing up
we shall overcome (our bursting stomachs)
westside has it all
your favorite series title to read and feel dirty after doing so

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