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Representative Democracy, We Got That

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 10 Comments

Hey 2014, in the next few weeks you will be introduced to a dizzying array of organizations, acronyms, slang, and food carts. Bwog knows it can be difficult to keep track, so here to ease your bureaucracy-induced agita is Bwog’s CCSC correspondent to untangle the web that is Columbia’s undergraduate student government. F@CU – Funding […]

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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Hamlet’s Door

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 14 Comments

The Prince of Denmark, spotted lurking on Barnard’s campus! Observe. And freshmen, keep tipping! (tips@bwog.com)

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Being a Student at Barnard: “These Will Not Be The Best Years of Your Lives”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 1 Comments

Filed by Katheryn Thayer, BC ’14, from the Being a Student at Barnard event last night. Want to write for Bwog? contribute@bwog.com! Early yesterday morning, hundreds of groggy Barnardians filed into LeFrak to discover what it means to be a Barnard woman. The deans gathered to welcome incoming students and make them feel comfortable asking […]

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Dear Bwog: Tim Burton Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

Dear Bwog, I got locked out of my room after showering. Again. With running mascara rivaling the Corpse Bride, I trudged down to the Hospitality Desk. That’s the fifth time this week. This has got to stop. Frustrated, Tim Burton Extra Dear Tim Burton Extra, We promise the Hospitality folks are unfazed. They’ve probs seen […]

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Lit Hum Lecture One: Orlando Bloom’s Glistening Abs

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

When 2 o’clock rolled around today, it was finally time for the Class of 2014 to close the Iliad (or at the very least close the Sparknotes tab in their browsers), and trudge off to the Literature Humanities lecture with Professor Christia Mercer. Emma Stein, CC ’14, was on hand to share the fun with […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 28 Comments

More advice from old-school Blue & White! Listen and learn! Stop drop and roll! Take Art and Music Hum as soon as possible. The further in debt this top-notch education puts you, the more difficult it will be to sit through hours of bull. The topical discussions will rarely satisfy the interested student. That leaves […]

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A Tailgate Sans Tailgates

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bwog seems to have lost their game face many years ago
CCSC Campus Life Committee
columbia likes sports?
free food
go blue yourselves
is there a hashtag for this?
maybe they don't know what a tailgate means
noon is far too early on a sunday to accomplish anything
replace your sunday john jay brunch with a burger
tailgate

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Bwoglines: RIP Edition

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all bwog wants to do today is sleep and eat cookies
as you can see from bwog's archives we love us some cheesecake
baby don't leave me
bwog is about that samoa life
bwoglines
fucking homophobia
how is it already sunday again?
the real question: will westside still carry juniors?

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Adjuncts Have Lives Too

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adjunct professors
adjuncts always get to travel to cool places
bwog loves our adjuncts
columbia likes to hire adjuncts so they don't have to pay for benefits
so much research
the less mainstream way to be an academic

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Columbia Professor Rashid Khalidi Prohibited from Speaking at Ramaz School

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bwog supports open-minded dialogue
controversial professors at it again
freedom of speech
ramaz school
rashid khalidi
those eyes

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Overseen: Peculiar Food Presentation

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bwog loves cake
expiration dates don't exist at ferris
fresh at ferris
fruit and cake
john kerry loves his sticky rice cakes
john kerry: the new spokesmodel of uni
overseen
strange cake decorating
the secretary of state eats diverse foods
those sticky rice cakes look much more appetizing now

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Bwog Video Presents: Escape from Teacher’s College

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bwog video
coming soon to a theater near you
escape from teacher's college
horror
paranormal activity
teacher's college is a portal to your other favorite place
when your life is in peril the best thing to do is order pad thai

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Jazz House Gets the SIC in River

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all the excitement is making me dizzy gillespie
and all that jazz
jazz house
jazz not vajazzling
maybe i should spend my billie holiday there
SIC
special interest communities
visiting this house is worth walking for miles davis

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Bwoglines: Dystopia Edition

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#mayorprobs
answering a wrist phone sounds like an awkward and dangerous endeavor
blame it on the chauffeur
bwog is not ready to wear our phone yet
george orwell couldn't even imagine what was coming
get your shit together arizona
rip trees
the forest lived a good long life

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