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Dear Bwog: Naked People Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 27 Comments

Dear Bwog, Is it acceptable to hang my super hot poster of Jenna Haze’s ass crack on my wall? ~Bro Dear Bro, Please, no naked chicks. There’s really no need to splash your horniness all over your walls. It’s college! Go tap the real thing. But this isn’t just a heteronormative gendered issue. (Fun fact: […]

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New Friends!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 13 Comments

Orientation has begun! A few highlights from the morning: An OL helping a freshman move pulled a taxidermied rodent out of the trunk of a car. Overheard at the Chastity Belt gate at Barnard, mother to daughter: “stand in front of the gate! Smile! Pretend you’re happy!” An OL opened the door to a car, […]

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Dear Bwog, Move In Edition

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 16 Comments

Behold your dorm room. It’s—It’s—It’s—nice?? Don’t be too disappointed. You’ll stain it too and make it your own. (Fun fact: JJ11 has a tainted legacy. One past resident drunkenly shat on the floor.) Anywho, college may be your first time living on your own, so you probably have some questions. We’re here to help. In […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 1

By Bwog Staff on Aug 30, 2010 29 Comments

In October 2003 (before Bwog was even a word!), The Blue & White made a long list of advice for freshmen. We’ll give you slices of that advice every morning of NSOP, so you can start your day with confidence and finesse and one of those good chocolate chip muffins from John Jay, plus hash […]

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The Calm Before the Storm

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 14 Comments

International and West Coast freshmen moved in today, campus was calm in the afternoon. Tomorrow, it will be 95 degrees and absolutely insane. Two scenes from the last quiet Sunday till winter break:

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Freshpeople: Get There Early Tomorrow

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 16 Comments

NSOP week will be hot! Waiting for 45 minutes for a John Jay elevator to take you, your mom and your mini-fridge to the 12th floor is going to be no fun anytime after noon tomorrow. And make sure you don’t get one of those awkward Convocation seats in the sun. See you bright and […]

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Your New NSOP 2010 Theme: Absurdism

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 27 Comments

The NSOP 2010 theme has, we hear, been altered. Instead of The Odyssey, our NSOP spies inform us that it’s…2001, uh, make that 2010: A Space Odyssey. Apparently, much distress was caused by Bwog’s call of CC-centrism. Despite the fact that the NSOP t-shirts and NSOP schedule books seem to be dominated by the theme […]

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Oh, And Trojans

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 26 Comments

The Container Store is still open; return your stupid storage boxes today! If you’re anything like us, you’re spending hours researching and cross-referencing lists of things to take to school. Living in the storage closets that are Columbia dorms presents its own special challenges, however, so we’ve compiled a list of the things we Bwog […]

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How to Be Popular: What to Bring

By Bwog Staff on Aug 29, 2010 5 Comments

Holy smokes 2014, you’re going to college tomorrow! Let Bwog help you pack. International and West Coast kids are already on campus– take advantage of your Bed, Bath and Beyond trip! Making friends is stressful. Exhale, friends. With a few simple tchotchkes, your classmates and your floormates will flock to your room, you can talk […]

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NSOP Schedules Are Here! And We Know What You’re Doing Next Week

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 51 Comments

Update, 8/28: Remember that bizarro fire ritual (not this one) they do one night of NSOP? We hear that this year, that’s being replaced with a screening of Remember the Titans. Freshmen-in-waiting, break out your day planners…now! The 2010 NSOP Committee released the precious schedule books today, which as always contain more mandatory Orientation activities […]

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Sixteen Recent Columbia Alumni Win Fulbrights

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 13 Comments

A new record for old Baby Blue, if that’s what that color is.

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Welcome to Bwog.com!

By Bwog Staff on Aug 27, 2010 9 Comments

Adjust your bookmarks, tell your friends. Wahoo!

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Bwoglines: Young People Edition

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adorable adorable puppies
H1N1 will get us all this year
NASA is awesome
secrets of the universe
The First Lady Michelle Obama
we now can see inside a supernova everyone's mind should be blown
young people are knuckleheads euphemism for incompetent

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CUNIX Homepages That Remind Us Of Geocities, Pt. 2

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AOL: the future of the internet
computer science
comsw1004
cunix
high school musical teaches life lessons
how funny is it when animals use toilets?
one day we will learn how computers work and then not make fun of these people
the magic of cs
these are a few of our favorite things

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At Two Swords’ Length: Are You A Cop?

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are you a cop
at two swords' length
ATSL
bwog is also a bad motherfucker
from the issue
lots of weed references in this issue
the blue and white

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SGA: An Alliance Might Be a Good Idea

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abbreviations and you
diana is the swankiest building on campus don't even lie
forming community awww
name someone from the administration who's absolutely killin it
networking with your friends' parents...
roof party
sga

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Columbia Professor Brian Greene On The Colbert Report

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any interaction with stephen colbert is a positive reaction for which there is literally no negative reaction because how could any of this be construed negatively
bwog loves brian greene
columbia on tv
science
talented and intelligent individuals convening and learning from one another
theoretical physicist and theoretical business man

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“You’re In Bad Taste!” And Other Information From the Best End Preview

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at least the band is relentless if not just a little funny
being fucking cold
cocks
dear band please get a working i-pad
lame jokes regarding Initiatiøn the student art film
orgo night preview 2014
pretty sure one girl was just tapping a bag of goldfish as an instrument but whatever
pussies
rip philip seymour hoffman it will never not be too soon
too soon?

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Bwoglines: Eh…It’s Not Looking So Great Edition

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bwoglines
damn scott walker
does the quesarito exist? and other life-changing questions
four chipotle burritos in under three minutes
pussy riot
the academy awards whatever no big deal

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V120 West End Preview Review

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"No Kim Jung Un I'm still not inviting you to the World Leaders Forum!"
dean pipstein 2015
hamdel isn't better than milanos
number 1 fans
talk about the weather when you have nothing else to talk about
the varsity show
traditions
v120
varsity show preview
veesh

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