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Columbia Beats Harvard! And?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 9 Comments

The quick takeaway from James Piereson’s recent WSJ op-ed (excerpted from a longer piece in The New Criterion), “Where Columbia Beats Harvard”: our Core Curriculum is far superior to Harvard’s set of abstruse distribution requirements. So that’s neat! In fact, add to this upset CU’s recent jump up those knuckleheaded US News rankings, and Columbia […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 6

By Bwog Staff on Sep 04, 2010 5 Comments

Tomorrow, there will be no more advice. So relish it today. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to get out of the Foreign Language requirement! Deans don’t like to enlighten frosh on how it can be done, but The Blue and White cornered one administrator and he spilled the beans. Apparently, to […]

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Penis!

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Due to the change in the Navigating Health Services theme, Bwog was briefly under the alarming impression that consent was no longer sexy. To our great relief we confirmed today that consent is, in fact, sexy. Still. And… exhale! Proving that the Health Services team is an upbeat, if maybe not particularly creative bunch, today’s […]

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Health Services Was Helpful Yesterday

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 0 Comments

Upperclassmen, you’ve seen this one before. Peter Sterne, CC’14, writes from the Health Services Skit. NSOP is a strange time when normally impersonal and bureaucratic instruments of the administration try to humorously (and cornily) appeal to incoming, naïve freshmen. Every department does things differently: the Division of Student Affairs gives us Dean Shollenberger, who has […]

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What You Need To Know About Manhattanville

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Class of 2014: among your many distinctive traits (you got 2400’s on your SATs! You got 2380 on your SATs!) you will also be the first Columbia class to see physical proof of our new campus, just a few blocks uptown in Manhattanville. You’ll hear a lot about Manhattanville in the next few weeks and […]

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ROFL: Your Columbia Acronym Guide

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 20 Comments

In CC taking UW in IAB after NSOP and COBOP? NP! Alright freshpeople, we know you’ve just been thrust into a world where 3/4 of the rest of the population seems to speak in just letters. Here’s a quick little guide to campus acronyms and initialisms we’ve put together to help you out: The Schools […]

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Batten Down the Hatches, Take a Nap

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 6 Comments

Hurricane Earl is ready to spew some nasty moderate rain over Manhattan. Barnard Director of Public Safety Dianna Pennetti sent out a rather alarmist email to students this afternoon and here’s the takeaway: There’s a Tropical Storm Watch in effect for Manhattan this evening. So it might rain and be windy like Claremont Ave. in […]

"hurricane" outweighs "not that much rain" in administrative panic-calculus

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Senior Wisdom for Freshpeople

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 24 Comments

Each May, Bwog invites outgoing seniors—campus leaders, academic stars, and other Columbians eager to answer the question, “Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?”—to reminisce, voice their petty grievances, and give their advice to incoming first-years. Here are our favorites: the funniest, the truest, and the most useful. The Academics A good title […]

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Buy A Fridge, Save The Earth

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 1 Comments

The Columbia EcoReps are hosting their semi-annual “Reduce, Reuse, Save” Green sale starting today. That’s for you, fridge-less freshman! From noon to 4 pm in John Jay Lounge, the EcoReps will be peddling used dorm essentials– lamps, furniture, etc– for cheap. The sale will also continue from September 7-9 in Broadway Lounge from 3-7 PM […]

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2014: They Were On A Boat

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 8 Comments

Zoe Camp, BC ’14, was on a boat last night. This year’s New York City Event started off with a heavy dose of déjà vu. 2014ers strolling—or in the case of the many high-heel-clad girls, clopping—onto the flight deck of the Intrepid Sea, Air and Space Museum were greeted by a clapping, whooping sea of […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 5

By Bwog Staff on Sep 03, 2010 11 Comments

Advice: Drinking Alcohol Edition Carman Hall’s unwritten pillars of social wisdom (Now, written!) Residents of Carman floors 1-5 are restricted from using Carman’s “slow-ass” elevators to descend. Exceptions may be granted for laundry purposes. If a resident plays music at a volume sufficient to penetrate Carman’s foot-wide cinder block walls, other residents must retaliate. A […]

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ID-Ology: Morningside Bar Trading Cards

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 31 Comments

We hear Campo has been a real shitshow (always the fresh-person word of choice to describe anything) the last few nights. Explore your other options, limited as they may be, with bar trading cards, originally posted in last year’s Orientation Blue & White. Have fun post-gaming your Intrepid party! Illustrations by Stephen Davan. Click to […]

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Bwoglines: Organic Edition

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100% Organic Bwog
bell peppers can't be that good for you
cancer's bad mmmmkay
feel good; it's organic
fewer homeless families on the street is a good thing
help homeless children it's important
those decrepit apartments are still better than a double in the McBain shaft
We don't need a new nutrition label to tell us how unhealthy all that cheese is

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Ménage à Bwog: Where Will You Sex?

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Bwog Housing
housing 2014
May the odds ever be in your favor
now the llc that's where the kinky stuff happens
people expect you to have sex in mcbain honestly
sex in the sgo
you're an animal Roaree it's in your nature

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CCSC: Hosting Public Forum On Election Changes

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alexandra svokos
alumni affairs
ccsc
ch-ch-ch-changes
daphne chen
editors emeriti
election changes
free food sort of
non-alcoholic beverages
the ccsc dresses in contrasting colors and blue jeans exclusively
they want to hear from YOU! so get on over to the satow room

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Columbia Professor Mark Becker Has Passed Away

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condolences

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A Joint Meeting (We Hope the Pun Was Intended)

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a joint meeting
an elephant snorting a fern
columbia university college republicans
cucr
everyone was so blunt
it wasn't all it was cracked up to be
it's a burning issue
no drugs in the brownies
people got blazed
people got burned
SSDP
students for a sensible drug policy

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SGA: Affirmative Snaps and Silent Applause

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femsex
HAPPY MONDAY
happy thursday
more of the nard
PGPs: more important than you could ever know
PGPs: snow snow and snow
sga
ughhhh fuck your gender binary

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Several Columbia Bands Playing Really Fancy Nightclub Tonight

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columbia makes music
new york's hottest club is SLAKE and they have everything columbia bands lights psychos furbies babies screaming in mozart wigs and sunburned drifters with soap sud beards
nine-year-old tokyo pimp ichiaku guru is back with an all new hotspot that answers the question “WHAT?!”
people with greater musical ability than we will ever know
phonoscenes
Slow Dakota
sounds like the strokes
sun looks down
talented columbians

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Make Bwog Beautiful

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bwog doesn't bite
do you see what we see?
filling holes
page not found
tech things are complicated people
the bwog-shaped hole in your heart
vision
wanted: graphic designer dead or alive
wordpress is the bane/origin of our existence

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