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Share Your NSOP-Firsts

By Bwog Staff on Jul 21, 2010 28 Comments

Pretty soon (August 30th doth approach!) dozens upon hundreds of fresh-things will run around campus screaming and sitting outside Carman just waiting for something, anything to happen. We want to help them out. We’re reviving an old Bwog tradition and sharing stories of our first nights at college (if you did something funny or sad […]

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Cart Chronicles: Return Of The Dosa Cart

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 5 Comments

Bwog was taking its early evening constitutional (not to be confused with our Wednesday afternoon constitutional), enjoying our watermelon parfait weird plastic whatever from Pinkberry (1/2 off watermelon yogurt, 5-7 everyday!) when we noticed something. It was a mini-truck where the dosa cart used to be. Then we discovered: it was the dosa cart, made […]

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Maverick Mark “Tenured” Taylor Slams Tenure

By Bwog Staff on Jul 20, 2010 4 Comments

Crazy cowboy philosopher and Columbia Department Chair Professor of Religion Mark Taylor came out swinging today with a New York Times opinion piece condemning his own job. The longtime gloom-and-doom prophet of educational decay made his stand against the tenure system, calling it a financial and intellectual blunder and accusing its defenders of acting purely […]

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Today, In PrezBo News

By Bwog Staff on Jul 19, 2010 9 Comments

It’s a good morning for our pal Mr. Bo: he’s just been appointed the Chairman of the New York Fed Board of Directors, movin’ on up from the title he currently holds, Deputy Chair. We know you’ll be awful busy, but we hope you still have time to chuckle at us when we sneak kegs […]

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Mistakes Are Made On 168th Street

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 34 Comments

The New York Times is reporting that federal investigators uncovered the existence of some crazy shit at a prestigious Columbia brain-scanning lab: Scientists regularly injected patients with a commonly used low-level radioactive substance that might have had traces of dangerous chemicals. Then some staffers tried to cover it up by forging documents. Um! An internal […]

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S-s-s-Summer Changes

By Bwog Staff on Jul 16, 2010 18 Comments

It’s summer, and it’s that magical time of year when things change and you come back next year only to think, “Hey, when did this happen?” Well, now is when! Lerner Renovation: First and foremost, the plans and models we saw back in May for a new Lerner 4th Floor, home to the new Center […]

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What It Looks Like When You Walk To Class

By Bwog Staff on Jul 14, 2010 9 Comments

Here is some news: the Emporio Armani Fall/Winter 2011/2012 ad campaign is public! Here is why that news is sort of relevant: those ads were all shot on our fair campus mere months ago! Take a look: there’s the model shrouded in smoke wearing all black next to a building that looks like Uris, the […]

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Boringside Heights: Out With The Stationery, In With The Barcodes!

By Bwog Staff on Jul 13, 2010 8 Comments

The Milano sandwich artists are using technology and old neighborhood stores are closing. All of a sudden, everything is different! First, Anish Bramhandkar bought a $9 sandwich, and informed us that Milano has new robot-scanners-and-barcodes. Be prepared to shave seconds off your next Milano run! Then we walked down Broadway a little further only to […]

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Bwoglines: Arrivals and Departures

By Bwog Staff on Jul 12, 2010 10 Comments

Farewell: Bored@Butler (at least for now) The Russian spies “Tension in your buttocks” Hours of studying for your second semester Lit Hum final, 2014! The records for $109 million of the Columbia Medical Center’s funds Notable Columbia alumni Robert Butler (Pulitzer-winning psychiatrist) and Bob Sheppard (beloved Yankees announcer) Hello: NYC Restaurant Week The first person […]

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BSchool Is Boring Again (Except For Happy Hour)

By Bwog Staff on Jul 09, 2010 15 Comments

The most exciting thing that’s happened at Columbia BSchool ever, that one Russian spy who graduated from the MBA program in 2010, is no longer a story. The ten Russian spies, including Cynthia Murphy, a 2010 MBA graduate, were swapped for four Western spies in Vienna this morning. So Cynthia and co are back in […]

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Marisa Cortright, BC ’13, Assaulted in Riverside Park, Now In Stable Condition

By Bwog Staff on Jul 08, 2010 79 Comments

Yesterday CU Public Safety sent out a security alert that a “University affiliate” had been assaulted at 5:30 AM on Monday morning, during a jog in Riverside Park around 120th Street. Public Safety has not responded to Bwog’s inquiry about the specifics of the incident, but today we learned more from the NY Post. Marisa […]

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Donald Trump: PrezBo is “A Total Moron”

By Bwog Staff on Jul 07, 2010 27 Comments

This morning, we happened upon a letter that Donald Trump, real estate mega-mogul, wrote to the Eye (!) in response that ten zillion word piece about PrezBo. His letter, a tirade against PrezBo and his real estate choices, included a handwritten note at the bottom: “Bollinger is terrible!” But how could anyone hate El Presidente?! […]

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“You’re In Bad Taste!” And Other Information From the Best End Preview

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at least the band is relentless if not just a little funny
being fucking cold
cocks
dear band please get a working i-pad
lame jokes regarding Initiatiøn the student art film
orgo night preview 2014
pretty sure one girl was just tapping a bag of goldfish as an instrument but whatever
pussies
rip philip seymour hoffman it will never not be too soon
too soon?

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Bwoglines: Eh…It’s Not Looking So Great Edition

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bwoglines
damn scott walker
does the quesarito exist? and other life-changing questions
four chipotle burritos in under three minutes
pussy riot
the academy awards whatever no big deal

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V120 West End Preview Review

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"No Kim Jung Un I'm still not inviting you to the World Leaders Forum!"
dean pipstein 2015
hamdel isn't better than milanos
number 1 fans
talk about the weather when you have nothing else to talk about
the varsity show
traditions
v120
varsity show preview
veesh

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BREAKING: Fire on Broadway and 113th

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breaking
disturbing your peace
does this mean the 1 train is delayed?
fire
hope you didn't want to go downtown
MoHi loves some fires

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Lena Dunham Judges Nonfiction Contest, Entire Campus Submits That One Piece They Wrote in UWriting Freshman Year

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bwog will always love/hate buzzfeed quizzes
creative nonfiction yay send things write things
feelings about lena dunham almost as conflicted as feelings about lit hum and mason jars
lena dunham like literally wtf lena dunham
quarto more like quart-whoa
submit submit submit

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Diana Roof To Be Permanently Opened (Later)

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diana roof
next we should get hammocks
sga does something cool
still have not actually had anything from liz's place
the cool new spot to hang emphasis on cool in winter times
the diana: glass building done right
ye shall not pass jk now we can

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Live at Lerner: Charlyne Yi

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don't be a square
fred armisen and man man damn that's a good combo
knock knock jokes always a pinnacle of wit and humor
psa paper heart is not on netflix bwog has NO IDEA how you'll watch it now
shaving heads singing songs j charlyne livin life
things to ask charlyne: does anyone ever call you charlemagne probs not
what exactly is an evening program who says evening anymore
when does house end it literally goes on forever

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Where Art Thou?

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bring armenian music to life like a horcrux or some shit
cultured v cultural what's the difference
egg and peacock what does that even mean
fight off midterms with cultured things
get cultured with bwog
kcst egg and peacock actually sounds hilarious
midterms destroying you one shred of dignity at a time
vagina monologues aka vagmon amirite

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