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While You Were Tanning

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 6 Comments

The Bwog editors didn’t take the summer off! Here are the highlights from when you were reading People instead of Bwog these past few months. GS Valedictorian Brian Corman “borrowed” a joke from a comedian in his speech. The 2011 Class Council used an idea from V116 for a new freshman initiative. F@CU announced its […]

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Ain’t No Party Like A B-School Party

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

B-School party outside Schermerhorn! Empanadas, asparagus in filo, tons of alcohol, fancy waiters, lots of ambition. There are legitimate ropes and officious B-school employees telling you not to eat the food. So just walk around those officious employees and take the food.

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NSOP Never Ends

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 5 Comments

The weirdest part: the “Social Experiment” is an official Res Life program. What’s all this, then? Leave your best guesses in the comments.

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Better Living Through Gmail

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 8 Comments

2011 update: Some things have changed. Check out the latest guide! Fresh-people, it’s the first day of school. If you haven’t switched from Cubmail to Gmail yet, something is terribly wrong. Being a Columbia student means dealing with e-mail. Craploads of it. You have an account through the school, but you’d do yourself a favor […]

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Where’s the Fake Grass?

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 0 Comments

Rolling out the red carpet for the first day of school!

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Don’t Go to the Package Center Right Now

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 1 Comments

Unless you’ve got to pick up your fresh, stamped coconut. Pretty long line at Ferris, too, but we’re hearing good things about the new swipe-y system.

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The State of Dining: 2010-2011

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 29 Comments

Things are going to work a little different for on-campus dining this year. A round-up of the changes, straight from Housing & Dining, follows. Ferris Booth and JJ’s Place are now dining halls. This means they take meal swipes and operate in the same manner as John Jay Dining Hall did. But don’t worry, Ferris […]

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Bwoglines: School Begins; We Are Doomed

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

Columbia University health economist says weight gain in pregnancy can predispose you to obesity, opens a whole new realm of “yo mama” jokes. Columbia’s National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse claims that 27 percent of public high and middle schools are just cesspools of gang activity and drug trafficking. In other news, street cred […]

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Classroom Courtesy: A Primer

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 3 Comments

It’s the first day of school, folks! Savor the crackling sound of creasing book binds and the strong scent of newly sharpened pencils. Freshpeople, Bwog can’t believe you kids are already starting classes. It was only last week you were loading taxidermy rodents into your blue bins. After a week- long orientation, get ready to […]

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Call for Opening Remarks

By Bwog Staff on Sep 07, 2010 15 Comments

You know the drill, unless you were born in 1992. On the first day of classes, professors say sweet, funny, strange and wonderful things to try to keep you in their classes, and also because they are sweet, funny, strange and wonderful people sometimes. When your professor says something worth sharing, email tips@bwog.com or write […]

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The Best Of NSOP 2010

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 7 Comments

Today is a hard day. Time for those rosy-colored (or Colt 45-colored glasses, perhaps) to come off. Classes begin tomorrow, and now you can only get drunk two or three nights a week. Let’s remember NSOP 2010: A Whatever Odyssey together. We’ll see you in discussion section, fresh-people. We helped you configure your John Jay […]

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Know Your Wikipedia

By Bwog Staff on Sep 06, 2010 8 Comments

’14ers out there may have realized that Bwog can be a valuable source of information about Columbia. However, even seasoned Columbians may not know some of this carefully checked, entirely reliable trivial knowledge. Great for parents weekend, when you want to steer away from the topic of grades and significant others. Columbia has its own […]

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Campus Sex Club: Part One

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3 sluts out of 5 misogynous social constructs
back in the good ol' days of $17 textbooks and $5 prostitutes
campus sex club
can't get enough soft-core porn
job opportunities for english lit majors
let's write a petition to have an ambassad-whore
loren beauchamp
not all alumni become president but they do some other highly influential things
return soon for part 2
robert silverberg
say cherry again
we're choking on the heteronormativity
what a fun sexy time for you

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CU Players Outplay Themselves with Mother Courage and Her Children

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a modern adaptation
bringing bertolt to the 21st century
CU Players
i will take falafel from my halal cart and not war boots please and thank you
mother courage and her children
we all want peace except mother courage
what is it good for? absolutely nothing

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Housing B(r)eaks Down

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a major beakdown
fuckin timmy that beak hog
get your beak together for housing
housing beaks down
housing is confusing enough without typos adding to the confusion
it's like in Hercules when the Fates pass around the eye
it's my turn to use the beak
masterpieces for the ages
my favorite beaks are group beaks
works of art

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LectureHop: Retranslating Literary Classics

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dostoevsky was supposed to be funny? we may have missed that...
glory days of lit hum
lecturehop
lit hum never leaves you
lost in translation
making translation sexy
okay now go do your reading
retranslating literary classics
s/o to all those vitamins

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Housing Reviews 2014: Hogan

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Brogan
close to international can't possibly go wrong there
ho ho hogan
hogan
housing reviews 2014
only one elevator so you're going to get really fit on those stairs
seniors only
the housing we aspire to
they just like so love it

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Bwoglines: Pushing Back Time Edition

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a millisecond makes all the difference
amelia earhart part 2
bwog definitely makes better choices when we just take a millisecond
oversleeping is wonderful but potentially embarrassing
set those clocks back people
that's why the ocean is terrifying
we just want to eat the shot glass

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Housing Reviews 2014: Wien

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all I do is Wien
Hey I can see PrezBo's house from here!
housing reviews 2014
loose definitions of half-bath
seriously though that sink will be a godsend
there's a nice unaccessible rooftop patio on floor 10 also you can go into PrezBo's backyard but the alarm goes of...
we love wieners
wien

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“Feminism Is” on BuzzFeed

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columbia dems
cool classmates doing cool things
feminism
google doodle
happy international women's day
in the news? is buzzfeed news?
we made it to buzzfeed for something nice
women in media

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