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Dear Bwog: Muppets & Memory Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 4 Comments

Dear Bwog, I’m the Forgetful Jones of names. Help! Love, Elephant Envy Dear Elephant Envy, You’re meeting hundreds of people, so it’s natural to forget some names. One Bwogger recalls a ten minute long conversation with a complete stranger, who slightly resembled someone she had met earlier. Oops. Bwog finds that facial hair can be […]

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Orientation Schadenfreude

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 12 Comments

Orientation can be fun, provided you’re drunk or Kenneth the page. Columbia is very nice to you during NSOP (relish it!) and rents out the Met and everyone smiles and tells you where Pupin is when you ask them. There is, however, the underlying problem that you don’t know any of these people, and there’s […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 4

By Bwog Staff on Sep 02, 2010 19 Comments

It’s listening time, kids. The Blue & White bestows more gems of wisdom: So you’ve arrived on campus, and you’re eager to find that work-study job that pays ten dollars an hour to sit on your derriere and do homework. Well, oh most Francophilic freshman, the B&W has some advice for you: avoid the Butler […]

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Big Wigs Want You! Sort Of

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 6 Comments

In July, we wrote about Kenneth Cole’s new and somewhat surprising friendship with Columbia. The details were slightly murky, but we knew that it was something to do with community service and a summer internship. Today, Deans Moody-Adams and Peña-Mora sent around an email officially announcing the Kenneth Cole Community Engagement Program. Prospective Kenneth Cole […]

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The Definitive Guide To Butler Sex

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 32 Comments

Five years ago, in The Blue & White, Chris Beam, CC ’06, answered all the questions anyone has ever had, past present and future, about Butler Sex. It remains one of the great masterpieces of our time. If you don’t know, now you know. When it comes to self-aggrandizing myths, Columbia rivals the Greeks. The […]

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A Fictional Census of Morningside Heights

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 13 Comments

From our Mapril issue of The Blue & White, Maddy Kloss charts a map of where to find Morningside Heights’ best-known fictional characters. Click to enlarge in a popup window.

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Hamlet’s Door

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 14 Comments

The Prince of Denmark, spotted lurking on Barnard’s campus! Observe. And freshmen, keep tipping! (tips@bwog.com)

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Being a Student at Barnard: “These Will Not Be The Best Years of Your Lives”

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 1 Comments

Filed by Katheryn Thayer, BC ’14, from the Being a Student at Barnard event last night. Want to write for Bwog? contribute@bwog.com! Early yesterday morning, hundreds of groggy Barnardians filed into LeFrak to discover what it means to be a Barnard woman. The deans gathered to welcome incoming students and make them feel comfortable asking […]

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Dear Bwog: Tim Burton Edition

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

Dear Bwog, I got locked out of my room after showering. Again. With running mascara rivaling the Corpse Bride, I trudged down to the Hospitality Desk. That’s the fifth time this week. This has got to stop. Frustrated, Tim Burton Extra Dear Tim Burton Extra, We promise the Hospitality folks are unfazed. They’ve probs seen […]

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Lit Hum Lecture One: Orlando Bloom’s Glistening Abs

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 9 Comments

When 2 o’clock rolled around today, it was finally time for the Class of 2014 to close the Iliad (or at the very least close the Sparknotes tab in their browsers), and trudge off to the Literature Humanities lecture with Professor Christia Mercer. Emma Stein, CC ’14, was on hand to share the fun with […]

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Wake Up And Learn Things With Bwog, Round 3

By Bwog Staff on Sep 01, 2010 28 Comments

More advice from old-school Blue & White! Listen and learn! Stop drop and roll! Take Art and Music Hum as soon as possible. The further in debt this top-notch education puts you, the more difficult it will be to sit through hours of bull. The topical discussions will rarely satisfy the interested student. That leaves […]

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Two Scenes From Day Two

By Bwog Staff on Aug 31, 2010 0 Comments

Scraps from Day Two. Fresh-people, keep sending us those tips: tips@bwog.com! One freshman writes: John Jay was completely packed, with freshmen spilling out onto every available seat outside, especially the lawn. This was a prime moment for Housing to turn on the sprinklers and completely hose everyone. Also in attendance were WKCR volunteers, first trying […]

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Housing Reviews 2014: East Campus Townhouse

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are you freaking out yet?
ec for days
housing reviews 2014
luckily we really like partying
real talk thats a lot of money
wien: your best friend
you better be a senior bruh

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Locked Out? That’ll Be $5

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$20 shit you can get a box of insomnia for that
also fyi maintenance has keys
ch-ch-ch-changes
key assist check yo privilege
locked out words gone (yes that's a bombay bicycle club reference)
yeah but like are we really using princeton as an example here
you can have your key delivered bwog didn't even know that was a thing

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Housing FYI: Today Is The Day

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"decide in advance who drops down" sort of like a prenup but without the marriage aspect
can we all just agree that everyone hates llc and ra riders like you guys are officially the worst
get psyched to get shafted
group leader aka all eyes on me in the center of the ring just like a circus
new year new mice to befriend oh god
overused but always applicable: may the odds be ever in your favor
shaft and shat are very close linguistically speaking

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Bwoglines: Cool Things Plus Lindsay Lohan Edition

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"rather be dead than cool" - kurt cobain in the greatest moment of irony ever (lol cause he's both get it)
also oprah recently tweeted "this" and it got 738 rts
being cool is too mainstream
can you blow my whistle baby
ch-ch-ch-changes
flo rido an unconscious testament to our times
how to get on own: live like lindsay
it's like when dave eggers talks about the "look of absolutely no look at all" EVEN YOUR REJECTION OF COOL HAS ALREADY HAPPENED AND BEEN COOL
keep calm and bake on
let's all just be nudists already like fuck this clothing bullshit
our generation's legacy legalizing gay marriage and pot we can swing it
steve jobs is a style icon now like damn
what would lindsay do
you can grow three plants it'll be just like weeds except you're not a vulnerable suburban single mom

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Housing Reviews 2014: 600 West 113th Street (Nussbaum)

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600 west 113th
but still not quite
fresh bagels that are almost as good as absolute
housing reviews 2014
mice for days?
more like nussbaum and YOU
new kitchen smell
nussbaum
the nussbaum cat stole bwog's laundry
the NussBOMB

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ESC: Let’s Make A Marauder’s Map For Butler

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achilles would be all for an honor code
butler needs a marauder's map
do they solemnly swear that they are up to no good?
esc
esc updates
mischief managed
muffin monday get here faster
Prezbo's hair: the sixth sense
SEAS honor code
secrets of the satow room
we all remember the days of high school math competitions

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The Blue and White Meets Tonight

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bw
bwog has been listening to too much eminem
devil wears prada references for the win
look at that ***flawless hair
meeting announcement
the blue and white

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Which Major Should You Avoid?

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big life decisions
bwog quizzes
if counting letters is too much for you we hope you're not doing a math major
if you got the subject you're actually majoring in bwog is sorry
know what you hate
negativity
power to the commenters
process of elimination
to know your worst qualities is to know yourself

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