It was a bright cold day in April, and the…Print Center signs were making passive-aggressive threats about the future of John Jay patio dining?! Apparently, students have been abusing “silver wear” privileges in the last few days, and this almost-firm directive asks that they kindly stop, lest they lose all they hold dear–namely, the privilege […]
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