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Ferris Forever? Only If You Sign Out….

By Aliya Schneider on Dec 15, 2017 4 Comments

Ferris has tried taking measures in the past to prevent people from sneaking in, but now they’re cracking down. Ferris recently instilled a new process in which students must sign out with the desk attendant in order to leave and sign back in to re-enter instead of just leaving their IDs at the front desk. After typing […]

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Bwog In Bed: You Must Pay $5.99 To View This Content Edition

By Zack Abrams on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: With all the drama of the vote to repeal net neutrality protections yesterday, you may have missed the news that Disney bought most of 21st Century Fox for a cool $52.4 billion in stock. Hopefully, antitrust regulators aren’t distracted by the fact that Anastasia is now a Disney Princess and stop the deal that many see as Hollywood becoming too much […]

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Orgo Night Script Is Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

When you can’t count on your physic’s professor’s final curve, at least you can count on CUMB. Tonight, they delivered humor and more in, that’s right, Butler 209! Find this semester’s Orgo Night script below. UPDATE, 12/15/17, 6 pm: This post has been updated to include the final version of the script that was actually read last […]

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Earlier today, Bwog received this message from the Columbia University Marching Band, with strict instructions not to release the information contained within until 11:30 pm. In the future, if you wish to address us, please address us with ‘Greetings, Your Undying Majesty’ instead of ‘Hi.’ Hi Bwog, Tonight, Orgo Night will be held in Butler […]

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Disclaimer (added 12/16/17, 5 pm): this article is entirely comedic in nature, and does not intend to give definitive portrayals of any particular frats, or implicate any particular frats in amoral behavior. Also, Bwog does not condone underage drinking, especially of jungle juice; form your own rankings at your own risk. Beta (Price: Pride) Don’t […]

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Columbia Early Decision Results Go Out Today

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 1 Comments

Well, the title practically says it all. If you’ve ever been a student, you know how nervous you were when it was time to get these decisions. The ED applicants might be scared in particular, since this school was their first choice. Applicants to the Class of 2022 will be able to view their decision […]

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Announcement: Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast Tonight!

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Ah, the great dichotomy of the night before finals. In between your suffering and complaining pre- and post-midnight, youhave two options: The wholesome and reliable Midnight Breakfast, or the controversial and possibly banned Orgo Night. Whichever kind of fun you prefer, they both take place tonight at 12 am. (Barnard first-years can go to Midnight […]

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Bwog In Bed: Final Countdown Edition

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: Official plans have been announced for the L train closure, and just like with our finals, it will indeed involve taking an L. The plan is likely insufficient in battling the delays it will cause and will give New Yorkers another reason to be salty. (NY Times) Study Tip: Order Insomnia. Be impressed that they knew […]

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Worst Ways To Save Time For Studying During Finals Week

By Zack Abrams on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

It’s finals week, which means four things: Eat, Sleep, Study, Repeat. However, there are a few key ways to free up time during your few moments of leisure and/or personal hygiene. Here are our top ideas. 1. Use bathroom hand dryers to dry your hair. Hey, no shame. While the precise angle can be tough to […]

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Weird Study Break Alternatives We Want To See On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2017 1 Comments

While the study breaks during reading week are incredibly helpful and supportive, at times they can look similar – many of them featuring some classic variation of cookies and hot chocolate. We here at Bwog want to see some study breaks get weird. Here are our suggestions: 1) Columbia time-management-chart-themed study break. This study break […]

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Barnard Releases Early Decisions Results For The Class Of 2022

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2017 2 Comments

Yesterday evening, Early Decisions results for the Barnard College class of 2022 were released. According to Jennifer Fondiller, Dean of Enrollment Management, this year Barnard received 993 ED applications, which is a 6% increase over last year. The future Barnard students selected hail from over 35 states and 20 countries, and include athletes, writers, scientists, and […]

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Closing Remarks: Don’t Get An ‘A’ Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

Let’s reminisce on that time, long ago, when classes were on and professors still inspired. Inspired you not to go class. Or maybe, inspired you to actually go to class. Either way, there were classes and there were professors. Here’s our professors at their finest moments. David Siegel: “I wish I did more charity work. Which is kinda why I […]

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President Bollinger Updates Students, Faculty On State Of 2020-2021 Academic Year

Jeffrey Ndubisi 2

breaking news
coronavirus
fall 2020

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Housing Reviews 2020: 47 Claremont

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47 claremont
gym gym gym
homey feels
Housing reviews
it do be kind of a walk
sneak onto the fire escapes it's worth it

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How Columbia Life Prepared Us For Quarantine

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and milstein? i'll miss you most of all
become a hermit! nothing is stopping you
in this essay i will prove that costco=ec
quarantinder
return to your high school ways

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A Quarantine Interview With A Magic 8 Ball

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#genuine conversation
#i got one of these at a friend's 8th birthday party as a kid
#it's as scientific as astrology
#magic 8 ball

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Bwoglines: The Campus Is Alright Edition

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bwoglines
saw kids on their scooters swarming about carman and that is something I'll never get to see again
that is - sober
the campus is a playground!

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Housing Coverage 2020: Day 13 Roundup

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good luck everyone!
harmony singles have negative square feet
housing roundup
housing selection
housing selection 2020
how are there still 5 claremont suites left???
sophomores took the L today
sorry owen
wien said womens rights

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CCSC E-Board Endorsements: Spring 2020

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and to think we'll have another whole round of this in the fall for every other position
bet you've already seen 8 million facebook posts
ccsc elections
ccsc elections 2020
ccsc endorsements
if you can't knock on a thousand doors to shove flyers at people you do what you must
someone tell us why the political process is so exhausting
to be clear we also had interviews open for all 4 schools this is just simply how it shook out

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An Apology Letter To All The Work I Haven’t Done

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i like to put my zoom on mute and turn my video off and just SCREAM
i see people on tiktok waking up at 5 am and working productively through the day and having zoom calls with friends and learning new skills and reading books and etc... lol couldn't be me
i want to learn but also brain machine broke
the audacity of teachers at my selective and elite liberal arts institution to expect me to work hard

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