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Orgo Night Script Is Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2017 0 Comments

When you can’t count on your physic’s professor’s final curve, at least you can count on CUMB. Tonight, they delivered humor and more in, that’s right, Butler 209! Find this semester’s Orgo Night script below. UPDATE, 12/15/17, 6 pm: This post has been updated to include the final version of the script that was actually read last […]

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BREAKING: Important Message From The CU Marching Band

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Earlier today, Bwog received this message from the Columbia University Marching Band, with strict instructions not to release the information contained within until 11:30 pm. In the future, if you wish to address us, please address us with ‘Greetings, Your Undying Majesty’ instead of ‘Hi.’ Hi Bwog, Tonight, Orgo Night will be held in Butler […]

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An Unofficial Ranking Of Frat Party Jungle Juices

By Bwog Staff on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Disclaimer (added 12/16/17, 5 pm): this article is entirely comedic in nature, and does not intend to give definitive portrayals of any particular frats, or implicate any particular frats in amoral behavior. Also, Bwog does not condone underage drinking, especially of jungle juice; form your own rankings at your own risk. Beta (Price: Pride) Don’t […]

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Columbia Early Decision Results Go Out Today

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 1 Comments

Well, the title practically says it all. If you’ve ever been a student, you know how nervous you were when it was time to get these decisions. The ED applicants might be scared in particular, since this school was their first choice. Applicants to the Class of 2022 will be able to view their decision […]

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Announcement: Orgo Night And Midnight Breakfast Tonight!

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Ah, the great dichotomy of the night before finals. In between your suffering and complaining pre- and post-midnight, youhave two options: The wholesome and reliable Midnight Breakfast, or the controversial and possibly banned Orgo Night. Whichever kind of fun you prefer, they both take place tonight at 12 am. (Barnard first-years can go to Midnight […]

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Bwog In Bed: Final Countdown Edition

By Sarah Harty on Dec 14, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: Official plans have been announced for the L train closure, and just like with our finals, it will indeed involve taking an L. The plan is likely insufficient in battling the delays it will cause and will give New Yorkers another reason to be salty. (NY Times) Study Tip: Order Insomnia. Be impressed that they knew […]

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Worst Ways To Save Time For Studying During Finals Week

By Zack Abrams on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

It’s finals week, which means four things: Eat, Sleep, Study, Repeat. However, there are a few key ways to free up time during your few moments of leisure and/or personal hygiene. Here are our top ideas. 1. Use bathroom hand dryers to dry your hair. Hey, no shame. While the precise angle can be tough to […]

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Weird Study Break Alternatives We Want To See On Campus

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2017 1 Comments

While the study breaks during reading week are incredibly helpful and supportive, at times they can look similar – many of them featuring some classic variation of cookies and hot chocolate. We here at Bwog want to see some study breaks get weird. Here are our suggestions: 1) Columbia time-management-chart-themed study break. This study break […]

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Barnard Releases Early Decisions Results For The Class Of 2022

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2017 2 Comments

Yesterday evening, Early Decisions results for the Barnard College class of 2022 were released. According to Jennifer Fondiller, Dean of Enrollment Management, this year Barnard received 993 ED applications, which is a 6% increase over last year. The future Barnard students selected hail from over 35 states and 20 countries, and include athletes, writers, scientists, and […]

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Closing Remarks: Don’t Get An ‘A’ Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

Let’s reminisce on that time, long ago, when classes were on and professors still inspired. Inspired you not to go class. Or maybe, inspired you to actually go to class. Either way, there were classes and there were professors. Here’s our professors at their finest moments. David Siegel: “I wish I did more charity work. Which is kinda why I […]

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Bwog In Bed: Midweek Misery Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

It’s Wednesday, my dudes. Is that a primal scream you hear? Most definitely. Hop into bed with Bwog this morning and chill the fuck out before realising you have two days left until finals really begins. Bwogline: Doug Jones wins! Jones wins the senate seat in the Alabama election against Roy Moore. The first Democrat to win […]

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Columbia Announces Fall 2017 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

This past Friday, Columbia College announced 24 seniors who will be initiated into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its fall initiates. 10% of the CC graduating class is elected to this honor society each year; 2% is elected in the fall, and the remaining 8% will be elected in the […]

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Isabel’s Fight List: Columbia’s Registration System (COVID-19 Edition)

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isabel's fight list
missing time slots
registering for classes
registration horror stories
why do you put us through this

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Are The Graduate Workers Of Columbia Striking? It’s Complicated

Olivia Mitchell 10

graduate student strike
graduate student union
graduate students of columbia

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We’re All Cartoon Characters In Quarantine

Isabel Sepúlveda 0

bwop to the top
i wish i could draw because i'd love for someone to illustrate these
in honor of avatar returning to netflix
the underdogs referred to here are obviously the women's basketball team
theater kids: you know i love you
they are the ncaa champions in my heart

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Save Money On Your Meal Plan!

Solomia Dzhaman 4

can you tell im in SEAS?
columbia dining is crazy
fun fact dining hall meals are $14 a pop
i love spreadsheets
im too lazy to cook every day
lowkey plan A lookin nice
pick a good meal plan!
why does barnard call their dining plans "flex"

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Quarantine Suitemates

Henry Golub 0

best pets
big woof
dogs
doodles
labradoodles

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Bwoglines: It’s Almost May! Edition

Jeffrey Ndubisi 0

bwoglines

Late Night Bwog

Oddly Specific And Randomly Relatable Things I Miss About Columbia

Bwog Staff 1

i miss it
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Housing Coverage 2020: Day 15

Bwog Staff 0

do it. take the mcbain doubles please
housing 2020
housing selection 2020
the lottery fucked me up as a kid and now any and all lotteries make me think im gonna lose and get stoned to death

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