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Barnard Releases Early Decisions Results For The Class Of 2022

By Bwog Staff on Dec 13, 2017 2 Comments

Yesterday evening, Early Decisions results for the Barnard College class of 2022 were released. According to Jennifer Fondiller, Dean of Enrollment Management, this year Barnard received 993 ED applications, which is a 6% increase over last year. The future Barnard students selected hail from over 35 states and 20 countries, and include athletes, writers, scientists, and […]

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Closing Remarks: Don’t Get An ‘A’ Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

Let’s reminisce on that time, long ago, when classes were on and professors still inspired. Inspired you not to go class. Or maybe, inspired you to actually go to class. Either way, there were classes and there were professors. Here’s our professors at their finest moments. David Siegel: “I wish I did more charity work. Which is kinda why I […]

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Bwog In Bed: Midweek Misery Edition

By Megan Ka Wei Chew on Dec 13, 2017 0 Comments

It’s Wednesday, my dudes. Is that a primal scream you hear? Most definitely. Hop into bed with Bwog this morning and chill the fuck out before realising you have two days left until finals really begins. Bwogline: Doug Jones wins! Jones wins the senate seat in the Alabama election against Roy Moore. The first Democrat to win […]

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Columbia Announces Fall 2017 Phi Beta Kappa Inductees

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

This past Friday, Columbia College announced 24 seniors who will be initiated into Phi Beta Kappa, a couple of weeks after Barnard announced its fall initiates. 10% of the CC graduating class is elected to this honor society each year; 2% is elected in the fall, and the remaining 8% will be elected in the […]

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Bwog Reviews: It’s A White XMAS!

By Bwog Staff on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

From wonderfully wacky Christmas jumpers to the second coming of Christ, Bwogger Roberta Rhyse (who now wishes to be referred to as ‘Special Snowflake 2.0’) was pleasantly surprised and equally confused by XMAS 12’s Tis the Treason. Bwogger Aliya Schneider joined her in laughter the whole time while taking photo documentation of the character’s schticks. Having never experienced an […]

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SGA And Res Life Face Off

By Dassi Karp on Dec 12, 2017 1 Comments

Once again Barnard Bwogger Dassi Karp recounts the events of last night’s SGA meeting. This week, SGA covered a range of interesting topics, ranging from the private non-vote to resident life’s sign in and fire safety policies. Remember last week, when SGA spent an entire meeting not making the appointment they said they would? It happened again! This […]

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New Orgo Night Posters

By Sarah Dahl on Dec 12, 2017 7 Comments

If you haven’t set foot on campus yet today…you can check out Columbia University Marching Band (CUMB)’s latest Orgo Night posters below! The first round of posters arrived last Thursday. These ones are a little more equivocal about the location. Instead of BUTLER, they say, BUTLER??? We’ll keep our fingers crossed for this coming Thursday. […]

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Announcement: Stressbusters In Butler Tonight

By Roberta Rhyse on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

Stressed? Tired? Miserable? Overworked? Finals and flu season are upon us which means you’re probably spending a significant amount of time in Butler (if you’re one of the lucky few who managed to find a seat) trying not to cough and sneeze all over the place. So cheer yourself up by kicking your reading week off […]

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Bwog In Bed: The Unlicensed Advice Edition

By Roberta Rhyse on Dec 12, 2017 0 Comments

Bwogline: The Alabama election is today. This election is important as its outcome will indicate the extent to which the ‘Me Too’ movement has affected the nation. In a last minute rally, Moore and his wife made statements like “One of our attorneys is a Jew” citing fake news for not relaying this important inclusive fact about […]

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Field Notes: Week Before Finals Edition

By Thomas Saenz on Dec 11, 2017 0 Comments

Think we would stop going out and doing messy shit with our lives right before finals? You thought wrong. Compiled is the list of things we did, yet again, this weekend. Enjoy. Bwog in the City: Went to a ‘gay art show’ (not my words) in Gowanus. Watched probably the worst dancing I’ve ever seen that’s […]

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An Arbitrary Ranking Of A Cappella Groups

By Bwog Staff on Dec 11, 2017 24 Comments

Do you care about a cappella on campus? Neither do we, but it’s final concert season, and we thought we’d take a look at the different groups on campus who are funded by our student life fees and air out some of our gripes. Disclaimer (added 6:45 pm): This post is entirely satirical, entirely based […]

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Compiling All Of The Study Breaks On Campus

By Thomas Saenz on Dec 11, 2017 0 Comments

It’s that time of year again: finals are approaching, and high stress levels can be felt all across campus. To combat this, multiple student groups and organizations are putting on study breaks during the next two weeks to prioritize mental health and healthy study habits for undergraduate students. Bwog knows how busy everyone is, so […]

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Senior Wisdom: Jake Naimark

Senior Wisdom 1

be a good neighbor
beyond sausage
gotta love that john jay grill
hands off my milk
like a good neighbor roary is there
senior wisdom
veganism is hard

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How To Recover From Farting On Zoom: A Step-By-Step Guide

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are poop jokes still funny?
bodily functions
farting
farty in the USA
flatulence
i have never farted in my life
i should not put my name on this article
mute yourself
passing gas
please read these tags
throw a burp in there
timothee chalamet farts
women don't poop!
zoom

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Senior Wisdom: Cameron Danesh-Pajou

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Alto Sax and Whistles
Basically Bacchus
Cameron I would die for you - Josh Tate
Econ isn't that bad I guess
fearless leader of the CUMB
Godspeed you magnificent bastard
gtbtb
Hail Roaree
One of like the 5 members of the CUMB not on Bwog
Queen Mary C. Boyce
RIP 209
RIP the roofs
SEAS boy
SEAS can read?
senior wisdom
senior wisdom 2020
Thanks for the moonshine
What a hero

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Columbia Smells That We Miss? Bring Them Home

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clean
dirty
ew
floral
lovely
new
Old
putrid
smokey
sour
stinky
sweet
yuck
yum!

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Call For Closing Remarks

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closing remarks
i love closing remarks
im high key gonna miss my english prof
spread the wisdom
they do be speaking the truth tho

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Bwoglines: Primary Drama Edition

Joan Tate 0

Ahhhhhhhh
Jeff Rosenstock
New York Primary
Why don't we all just chill
Worry

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Field Notes: Archery Edition

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field notes
i tried to come up with archery puns but it didn't really work so rip thematic unity
then again who comes to field notes for thematic unity anyways
we all did very different things this week huh

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Housing Coverage 2020: Day 16 Roundup

Jeffrey Ndubisi 0

cc students vs. the barnard housing selection: who would win?
housing
housing selection 2020

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