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Observations From An EC Party

By Bwog Staff on Dec 21, 2017 0 Comments

You’re at the holiday/end of the semester party for a club that you’ve been at least tangentially a part of all semester. You’ve showed up to at least a couple meetings and you can definitely name at least half the people in this room…at least a quarter of the people in this room. Before you […]

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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Lindsey

By Senior Wisdom on Dec 21, 2017 3 Comments

Hannah Lindsey’s Senior Wisdom has some worthy advice, but the bulk of it is devoted to oral sex v. cheese in one of the most involved analyses we’ve ever seen. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Hannah Lindsey; Columbia College; English; Houston, TX. Claim to fame: Only spending 2.5 years on Columbia campus, almost all of it […]

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Bwog In Bed: This Is The End Edition

By Sarah Harty on Dec 21, 2017 0 Comments

Hanukkah’s already over and it’s fewer than 100 hours until Christmas, but some poor, unfortunate souls are still taking finals. If this applies to you, stay strong. This is the end. Bwogline: A car has rammed into pedestrians in Melbourne, in what police are calling a deliberate, but not terror-related, attack. So far, several injuries but […]

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Things To Leave Behind In 2017 & Things We Wanna See In 2018

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2017 1 Comments

As finals season wraps up, we here at Bwog are rethinking, reevaluating, and reflecting on the weird, sad, dangerous, crazy year that was 2017. Feel free to add your own in the comments! In 2017, we hope to leave behind: Iphone X Our exes Our grades from this semester The wishy-washiness of the Columbia administration […]

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What Your Laptop Decorations Say About You, According To Me

By Zack Abrams on Dec 20, 2017 3 Comments

I’ve been through a lot with my laptop: endless Netflix binges and college applications, unfortunate spills and learning new skills. The laptop is the extension of the self, and your choice in decoration says more about you than your search history. Here’s what your laptop stickers say about you. No Decoration If your laptop isn’t […]

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Weird Elevated Surfaces To Dance On At Parties

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2017 0 Comments

I’m pretty sure it was Plato who once said, “bitches love elevated surfaces” (or something like that). The phrase rings true for a reason: at a crowded party, elevated surfaces provide a vantage point, a spotlight, and most importantly, space to breathe. Because elevated surfaces are a hot commodity that’s sometimes hard to come by at parties, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Fahmida Hussain

By Senior Wisdom on Dec 20, 2017 5 Comments

Our Senior Wisdom for today is from Fahmida Hussain, who hasn’t paid for her textbooks, loves Pisticci, and misses a better Midnight Breakfast. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Fahmida Hussain, Barnard College, Economics major, WGSS minor, Paterson, NJ Claim to fame: I haven’t paid for a single textbook during my time here! Where are you going? I’m going nowhere […]

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Bwog In Bed: Believe In The Me Who Believes In You Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 20, 2017 2 Comments

Come on, Columbia! Whether you have three finals to go, five thousand words to write in five hours, or a long flight back home, you can make it through this! You’re almost there! Bwogline: Imagine paying $91 million for your housing. One mystery buyer did just that; they paid a total of $91.12 million for a […]

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Columbia: Star Of The Screen

By Abby Rubel on Dec 19, 2017 0 Comments

Legend has it that Columbia’s lawns are always green because of the fees the school charges to any company that wants to film there. Truth or urban legend? You decide! Gossip Girl: Nate, Serena, and Blair all end up at Columbia, shown via exterior shots. Not sure why any of them thought Columbia was fabulous […]

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How To Best Take Advantage Of Your Winter Break

By Bwog Staff on Dec 19, 2017 0 Comments

Starting this Friday (or perhaps starting already, if you’re lucky), you have an entire month to sleep, procrastinate, and sleep more, to recuperate from this crushing semester and prepare for the spring. In the interests of Columbia students taking advantage of the Netflix subscriptions that have been lying unused for the past few weeks, Bwog […]

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Dr. William Harris Retires As Part Of Sexual Harassment Lawsuit Settlement

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Dec 19, 2017 0 Comments

Yesterday, Dr. William Harris, a Columbia professor of Greco-Roman history, retired, as was announced in an email to students in the Graduate School of Arts and Sciences. This retirement was part of the settlement of a sexual harassment lawsuit filed in October. An anonymous graduate student alleged that Dr. Harris repeatedly kissed and groped her, […]

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Senior Wisdom: Annie Bryan

By Senior Wisdom on Dec 19, 2017 1 Comments

Our next December Senior Wisdom is from Annie Bryan, who has published a lot of writing during her time at Columbia (including a book, a play, and some pieces for Spec). Name, School, Major, Hometown: Annie Bryan, Columbia College, Creative Writing, Vienna, VA Claim to Fame: The boring stuff is that I published a book, […]

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Columbia Announces Addition Of A Summer Semester Among COVID-19 Updates

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breaking
coronavirus
fall 2020
please give us actual information we're literally begging you
summer 2021
will fall 2020 even be on campus?

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Senior Wisdom: Jeanne Locker

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bwog loves jeanne
bwog tech
bye bye oral sex
jeanne is so smart and nice
jeanne!!
polisci and compsci?? get you a girl who can do both
senior wisdom
thank you for fixing the site
who shat in her shower??

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Bwog In Bed: Read The Room, Babe!

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charli xcx said here babes have this transcendent piece of no-skip art i whipped up for u in like three seconds ! xoxo
fuck that english teacher tho she was so mean
i don't think we're talking about plants v zombies enough
i'm over it!
my professors are being very sweet it's literally not their faults i just cannot muster the strength
omg my last bwoglines maybe???
still debating on the head-shaving thing

Late Night Bwog

A Barnard Haiku

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every time
late night bwog
rip barnard laundry room thong you will be missed
this is my last bwog post ever and that's as it should be. thank you all i love you goodbye

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Froggy Madness: A Ranking Of The Animals I Have Encountered Recently

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bro tell me how i am ill rn without having left the house
froggy exile is my favorite phrase of all time
i definitely yelled something mean at the turkey vulture
i submitted the essay btw it sucked !
i would promise im not as deranged as this post is but like u know how it is rn
i'm a simp for punxsutawney phil
let's get the rodent some bwog clout!
sorry to the deer i didn't include

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Senior Wisdom: Alex Tang

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back to the west coast
bwog loves alex
bwog science
bwog will miss you
senior wisdom
smartest person ever

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Open Letter To Our Professors: Zoom Do’s And Don’ts

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do's and don'ts
online learning
profs we know ur doing ur best and thank you!! but please make it as painless on us as possible
show me your pets
we wanna know how you're doing
zoom

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The Ninety-Five Theses: Re-Revisited Edition

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#congrats on your theses zoom columbia class of 2020
95 theses
congrats if you read all of them have a medal
i do in fact have evidence that every transformer is gay they're ROBOTS in DISGUISE
i'd honestly write a good amount of these
leave your theses at the door
reduce reuse recycle
seminal shitposts
third time's the charm
this was one of the longest email chains i've ever seen
where IS prezbau the people demand answers
zoom is the panopticon

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