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We Know Your Professors Have Said Some Weird Shit

By Bwog Staff on Apr 26, 2017 0 Comments

It’s the end of the semester, and everyone’s getting tired. We’re tired, the dogs who sometimes meander across Low are tired, even Prezbo’s weather machine is tired (of making it look as though summer has come early for Days on Campus). But few people are more tired than our professors, who have had to give […]

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A Night In The Life Of A Displaced NYU Boy

By Bwog Staff on Apr 26, 2017 0 Comments

On Friday night, a few Bwoggers went down to NYU to hang out with our good ole’ friends at Local. Our night of revelry was in full swing until a particular NYU boy and his friend asked, “What, exactly, goes down at Columbia?” Well, we thought, there was only one way to find out. Here is the story […]

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GSSC Reviews Its Constitution, Adds A Dual BA Representative And Launches GSSC App

By Romane Thomas on Apr 26, 2017 1 Comments

Last night was the last GSSC meeting of the year and our beloved Bureau Chief Romane Thomas’ last coverage. We will miss you, Romane and GSSC! Last night, General Studies Student Council met in the Satow room to review the constitution and launch the GSSC App. President Larosa started us off by announcing that the […]

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What To Do If Someone Is Having Sex In The Stacks On The Book You Need

By Bwog Staff on Apr 26, 2017 2 Comments

An unnamed staff writer was inspired by the strange late-night sounds and noises in the stacks while writing a Greek history research paper and started thinking: what if someone is having sex on a book she needs in the stacks? Here are the results of her pondering. Here is the scenario. It’s 2:37am on a Tuesday […]

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Bwoglines: San Francisco Saves The Day

By Youngweon Lee on Apr 26, 2017 0 Comments

Happening in the world: A San Francisco federal judge, William H. Orrick of United States District Court, temporarily blocked Trump’s measures to withhold money from sanctuary cities, using his own words against him. This is the third such judicial measure against Trump’s immigration orders in his first 100 days on the job. (NYT) Happening in […]

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Let’s Talk Title IX With Marjory Fisher And Columbia Democrats!

By Lexie Lehmann on Apr 25, 2017 4 Comments

On Monday afternoon, CU Dems Member and Bwog Events Editor Lexie Lehmann attended an open lunch with Marjory Fisher, Columbia’s Title IX Coordinator. The event was hosted in honor of April, which is Sexual Assault Awareness Month. Yesterday, Columbia Democrats hosted a public lunch meeting as an opportunity to discuss the resources available to students […]

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SGA: Sorry, But Barnard Is Broken

By Dassi Karp on Apr 25, 2017 1 Comments

Well, to be honest, nothing groundbreaking happened at this week’s SGA meeting. The meeting basically confirmed everything previously believed: Barnard loves Asia, GS, SEAS, and complaining about how double swipes don’t already exist. This week’s SGA meeting was supposed to be a changing of the guard: old members welcoming new on the eve of the elections results. […]

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ESC Asks, “When Can We Get Milkshakes At JJ’s?”

By Finn Klauber on Apr 25, 2017 1 Comments

This week’s ESC meeting focused on getting others involved in the Mental Health Task Force and collaborating with CCSC in the future. Oh, and we’re all hoping for JJ’s milkshakes. Note (April 26, 2017): In a previous version of this article, specific references were made to the efforts of CC University Senator Sean Ryan under the influence of […]

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Barnard 2017-2018 Tuition And Meal Plan Change Announced

By Bwog Staff on Apr 25, 2017 0 Comments

The Barnard news just starts coming and doesn’t stop coming today. Interim President Rob Goldberg and Dean Avis Hinkson sent out an email to the student body early this afternoon with updates on the college’s tuition and meal plan for the 2017-2018 school year. The tuition for the upcoming year has been raised to a total […]

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Spring 2017 SGA Election Results

By Bwog Staff on Apr 25, 2017 0 Comments

Tired of responding to random people’s “Vote for Me!” Facebook events? You’re in luck; SGA voting is officially closed! After extending the voting period from Monday 3pm to midnight (because of a miscommunication with BCIT in which voting had been closed early), the official results have finally been counted and announced. Here’s the list of […]

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Bwoglines: Work, Work, Work, Work, Work, Work Edition

By Victoria Arancio on Apr 25, 2017 0 Comments

Happening in the world: After French presidential candidate Emmanuel Macron won the popular vote in the first round of the French elections, the euro, French government bonds and European stocks have seen an increase in value. Please France, don’t pull a Trump on us. (Wall Street Journal) Happening in NYC: Mayor Bill de Blasio has […]

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CUMB Releases First Round Of Spring Orgo Night Posters

By Bwog Staff on Apr 25, 2017 4 Comments

Are you buried neck deep in work? Same. You know what that means; Orgo Night is approaching. On May 4th, at 11:59PM, the Columbia University Marching Band will gather outside of Butler (thanks to the lovely librarian Ann Thorton) and tell jokes you don’t wanna tell your friends you laughed at but will inevitably laugh […]

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To All the Professors Who Aren’t Postponing Their In-Class Exams

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I'm thinking of one prof in particular
please send help
to all the exams I haven't studied for
what universe am I in

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Bwoglines: Now What? Edition

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bwoglines
even if there is nothing else to do. we still write bwoglines
i wanted cheery news. i got animal sculptures made out of plastic
is it sad that i dont really know how the happy birthday song goes

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Columbia Cancels Class To Facilitate Move To Online Classes

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breaking
class cancellation
coronavirus

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Housing Reviews 2020: Harmony Hall

Isabel Sepúlveda 1

all hail the housing god
bwop to the top
Housing reviews
housing reviews 2020
my bank account not too happy with the amount i've been spending on koronets this year
thank god for having pretty much only sophomore friends otherwise this would be hell
you don't need as much space as you think you do

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Columbia Cancels Admitted Student Programming, Tours Due To COVID-19

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breaking
columbia admissions
days on campus

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Things That Make Me Feel American: A List

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america exaplain
internation students unite
new york state of mind
where is oklahoma? i dont really know
why is it pronounced arkan-saw?

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I Can Explain My Terrible Data: My Pipette Was Haunted

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haunted pipettes
linus pauling
this got weird but in a different way
time snake extended universe
tried to be nuanced here

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CANCELED: Open Meeting

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a sprinkle of shakespeare for your Sunday afternoon
iambic pentameter
open meeting announcement
this tag's in iambic pentameter

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