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Bwog In Bed: Millennial Dating Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 18, 2015 0 Comments

Nothing worse than being ghosted–uh, unless it’s by your professor. Finals week is a stressful time, and once again, Bwog in Bed’s got you covered with a lovely mess of note-worthy news, cleanly study and procrastination tips, and some dank music. Bwogline: Our favorite drug-maker douchebag, Martin Shkreli, finally got arrested, but for securities and […]

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Your Finals Self-Care Guide

By Courtney Couillard on Dec 17, 2015 0 Comments

If there’s one thing we learned this semester in AllSex it’s that we all deserve a little self-care to get us through stressful times, particularly finals. We only had a couple “reading days” this round, so you’re rightfully so probably stress pooping in Butler/stressing out in general about your approaching exams. Resident Mom Courtney Couillard […]

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Sweaty, Scintillating, And Sacrilegious Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2015 3 Comments

We sent two freshman to Orgo Night. Like most wild freshman experiences, it was simply sweaty people crowded into a small space. But what did they think of CUMB’s “jokes” and “music?” Read about it here. Immediately upon entering Butler 209 on Orgo Night, Bwog made enemies—we endured looks of revulsion from displaced studiers, knocked over […]

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Bwog In Bed: Star Wars Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2015 0 Comments

Tonight, you can see the most anticipated movie of the decade. “Can see” – but you won’t. Have a happy first day of finals. Bwogline: Probably something important is happening in US politics, or world politics, but that’s not important – Star Wars is. Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars. You know what people love more than […]

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Sing, Goddess, Of Orgo Night’s Script

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2015 11 Comments

Want to partake in some late night ~discourse~ with the social justice warriors on your newsfeed? Bwog has got you covered. Take a quick study break and check out our full coverage of Orgo Night: the Columbia University Marching Band’s semi-annual performance in Butler 209 on the night before the Organic Chemistry exam. You can also read through the official transcript below. Be […]

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Senior Wisdom: Juno McCallum

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 4 Comments

The time for Senior Wisdoms has come again! Every winter we post les Wisdoms des Seniors from students who are graduating in December, providing them with one last chance to feel appreciated before they become the underlings of whichever industry they pursue. However, due to this abominable weather, it feels just like May so there’s […]

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From The Issue: Behind Bar

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 4 Comments

Every month we get to show some love for our parent publication, The Blue and White. Unlike some children, we’re grateful for our Cool Mom, so we’re excited to share this first article about 1020’s female bartenders from the latest issue. We’ve all heard the rumors about 1020’s owner–people often use the words “creepy,” “controlling,” […]

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It’s Fucking Hot

By Britt Fossum on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Did we do the time warp again? Why is it so warm outside? Isn’t it supposed to be Winter in December? Bwog superstar Britt Fossum engages in the discourse regarding our unseasonably warm weather. The End is Nigh. How are we expected to study for finals when it’s a balmy 60 degrees Fahrenheit every day, […]

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Barnard Administration Issues Statement On Orgo Night

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 2 Comments

Dean Hinkson released a statement to all Barnard students earlier today regarding Orgo Night and the Columbia University Marching Band. In the email, Dean Hinkson recognizes how she received “heartfelt messages” and “equally compelling messages” from both supporters and detractors of the Marching Band’s activities at Barnard. After Dean Hinkson closed the Barnard gates to […]

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Alternative Names To Make Your Reading Week Marginally Better

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Reading “week” is always a fun time for Columbia students. Between studying for finals, writing papers, getting some of that Midnight Breakfast, and attending Orgo Night, there’s just too much to be done in too little time. So we’re here to make your reading days slightly more entertaining by renaming them. If you have any […]

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1-800-ORGONIGHT/MIDNIGHTBREAKFAST

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Tonight, we celebrate the student body and the school as best we know with free (FREE!) pre-finals food and free (FREE!) offense given to everything and everybody! At exactly midnight, the Columbia University Marching Band will erupt into Butler 209 for the 62nd consecutive, 69th semi-annual Orgo Night. We don’t really know if the aim to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Hump Day Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2015 0 Comments

Now that reading week has begun, we’re transitioning from Bwoglines to Bwog In Bed. Ironically, many of us have been spending reading week so far sleeping in Butler instead of our beds. Regardless, get pumped for a day of studying (and preparing for Orgo Night). Bwogline: The Federal Reserve is aiming to raise interest rates this […]

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Reminder: Senior Wisdom Season Is Coming To A Close!

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bwibbidi bwobbidi bwoo
im that kid who comes late everyday
it's clearly not me because i don't even have my wisdom teeth
senior wisdom
seniors are basically the wisest of the wise
snow white is such a throwback
submit submit submit
the mandela effect may or may not be real
this reminder is for all you procrastinators out there

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Bwoglines: All I Want For Christmas Is To Pass My Finals Edition

Nikita Desir 0

all i want for christmas is youuuuuuuuu
bwibbidi bwobbidi bwoo
bwoglines
finals are coming (and winter)
mariah carey season has begun
my teachers while grading my final exams: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
orchesis seriously loves their puns
rudolph the red nose reindeer
smoke a joint to save the subway y'all
that woman being reunited with her daughter is the definition of a christmas miracle
we love doggos
what a good boi
why do i have a final on a sUNdaY
you know you sang the song in your head when you read the title don't deny it

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Cooking With Bwog: Dumpling Soup

Youngweon Lee 4

cooking with bwog
dumpling soup
hmart is life
i need a bigger pot
someone pls buy me a bigger pot for christmas
this wasnt my best cooking achievement but i know what i did wrong and will do better next time
youre supposed to serve with kimchi but i forgot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Conspiracy Bwog: 1020’s Mystery Door

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(not aliens after all... THIS time)
aliens
Gritty strikes again
if you say "1020 is a liminal space" 3 times into a mirror your sink fills with cheap vodka and a ghost comes out of the mirror and drowns you in it
IT GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP
Muppet extrajudicial detention

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Milstein To Extend Open Hours Next Semester

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can't wait to migrate to butler at 2 am
god bless america
milstein center
next step: make Peet's 24/7
thoroughly modern millie
we love millie

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Bwog Love: The Barnard Greenhouse

Sarah Braner 0

barnard greenhouse
good luck on your finals everyone!
let's get this green
plant stans roll up
wholesome posts only

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Bwoglines: The Penultimate Peril Edition

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bwoglines
i wanna be a baudelaire when i grow up
i was in the robotics club in 4th grade
series of unfortunate events was my SHIT
WHO ARE THE 57 PERCENT OF NEW YORKERS

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17 Women Sue Columbia, Claim University Covered Up Doctor’s Sexual Abuse

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columbia medical center
sexual assault

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