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How To Hold A Dying Star

By Ross Chapman on Dec 17, 2016 0 Comments

NASA’s Kimberly Arkand headlined this semester’s last event in the Astronomy Department’s Public Outreach series. In her lecture, she tackled the question of how we visualize something as humongous and invisible as a supernova. In Pupin 301, Arkand began her speech by telling us a bit about herself. While she started out interested in biology, she […]

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Diana Center Café – A Horror Story

By Timmy Wu on Dec 17, 2016 0 Comments

Junior Bwog Staffer Timmy Wu couldn’t tell Bwog the difference between Hewitt and Diana, so we knew we had to change that. Timmy’s mission was simple: to eat dinner at the Diana Cafe. It quickly escalated into a horror story. They say that your first semester at Columbia will be a very steep, exponential learning curve. Indeed, […]

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Bwog in Bed: How Bill de Blasio Almost Killed Christmas

By Bwog Staff on Dec 17, 2016 2 Comments

Bwogline: A deer by the name of Jackie Robinson was on death row after the office of Mayor Bill de Blasio captured the deer that was roaming the streets of Harlem. He was about to be euthanised when Governor Andrew M. Cuomo stopped the euthanization, demanding that the deer be released. Although the laws are […]

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Orgo Night: Protest Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 1 Comments

Last night was Orgo Night, which occurs every year as the Columbia University Marching Band performs a satirical skit the night before the Organic Chemistry final to ruin the curve (despite the fact that the Orgo final is never actually the following day). This year, CUMB was hit with its own curveball when, a week […]

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Senior Wisdom: Adam Chelminski

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 2 Comments

We begin our first round of wisdom from the old ones with Adam Chelminski, who was Head Manager of CUMB last year and member of the CUMB “Bored” for three years (a man of power!). Here’s his advice on comfort zones, relaxing, and cheese. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Adam Chelminski, SEAS, Computer Science, Smithfield, RI Claim to […]

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Bwog In Bed: Freshmen Suffer Edition

By Bwog Staff on Dec 16, 2016 0 Comments

Bwogline: After dealing with a federal lawsuit alleging that DeVry University issues deceptive ads, DeVry has agreed to pay $100 million. (The Washington Post) Study Tip: Memorize material in chunks and then review. For, instance, if you have a LitHum final today, try memorizing the plot to the Iliad, then the plot to the Odyssey, and then go over […]

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Orgo Night Review Guide Is Out

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

Don’t worry if you couldn’t make it to the review session. Tonight’s windchill was so disrespectful, it felt like a physical manifestation of the Orgo exam itself. But it’s cool (literally), we’ve got you covered with all the answers– find this semester’s Orgo Night script below. FALL 2016 ORGO NIGHT SCRIPT by amara on Scribd

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See What The University Senate Had To Say About Orgo Night

By Sarah Kinney on Dec 15, 2016 6 Comments

In light of the Columbia Administration’s controversial decision to banish Orgo Night from Butler 209, Bwog sent Staff Writer Sarah Kinney to sit in on the December meeting of the University Setting to see if PrezBo had any insight to offer on the matter. Also, read on until the end to see a very exciting announcement (unless […]

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Who’s Pooping In Lerner?

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

As finals loom and our oncoming grade deflation becomes a force for sure doom, we often take to studying in strange locations: the eighth floor of Butler, abandoned classrooms in Havermeyer, and even the Lerner ramps. One Bwog staffer particularly fond of those black chairs outside Ferris began studying regularly in Lerner during the later […]

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The Butler Cabin Reservations

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

Last year we recorded some of the strange, absurd, and downright nihilistic room reservations throughout the vast Columbia room reservation network. As the dreaded arctic blasts™ hit our cloistered ivory tower, the true Butler outsiders have turned the room reservation network into an anonymous public slate to scribble fleeting graffiti aimed against the stressful status quo. […]

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Reminder! Fireside Study Break Is Tonight

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

As reading “week” draws to a close, you’ve probably been invited to a million different study breaks. You definitely can’t go to them all if you actually want to study for your finals, but how about another? Join Columbia Student Life and Columbia RHLO for a study break in John Jay today from 2 – […]

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Bwog in Bed: Throwback to 2008

By Bwog Staff on Dec 15, 2016 0 Comments

Bwogline: Yesterday, many Silicon Valley tech firms had a meeting in New York City with President Elect Donald Trump. At the meeting, Trump made a promise to the firms that he would make fair trade deals. Study Tip: If you need to remember long lists of names, dates, or events, make fun mnemonics to help yourself remember them. Think “Please […]

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Open Meeting Announcement: The Red Wheelbarrow

Maya Campbell 0

I love william carlos williams with a burning passion
maybe the real red wheelbarrow was the friends we made along the way
MMMbwop
open meeting announcement
scratch that it's really a stretch
this one is kinda a stretch

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Columbia Officially Files To Build New Graduate Student Housing And McDonald’s On Manhattanville Lot

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manhattanville
mcdonalds
nimby or yimby? sound off in the comments

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Men On Boats: A New Old Frontier

Joan Tate 0

but good play
Good!
How's your Sunday going?
John Powell? Kindof a bad guy
Men? on BOATS???
We love reimagining the wild west

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Bwoglines: Hungry Artist Edition

Maya Campbell 0

bwoglines
i love bananas
I will be at XMAS!14 please come find me if you are reading this and you go too
I wrote this at 4:30 am hope you enjoyed
I'm feeling super spirited
it took the vienna opera long enough
it's been 150 years Vienna
MMMbwop

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Honest Course Evaluations

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course evaluations
end of the semester vibes
honesty is the best policy

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An Alignment Chart Based On Where You Sit In Ferris

Eliza Staples 1

alignment chart
dining halls
drop the link for the ferris playlists! exclusively bangers
i just really love ferris garlic knots
team hewitt

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Bwog’s Beats: 2019 Rewind

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bwog listens to a vast array of genres
happy listening
honestly we're lunatics
musically
musicly
pce lve bwog

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It’s A Sign

Lauren Kahme 0

do you believe in signs?
signs
stop bwop and roll
ya'll are aggro ngl

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