Our next senior wisdom comes to you from your favorite SJP babe Shezza Abboushi Dallal on activism at Columbia and Barnard’s best bathroom. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Shezza Abboushi Dallal, Barnard College, History, Beirut, Lebanon Claim to fame: You might know me as the benevolent dictator of the non-hierarchical, democratic students’ organization Columbia Students for […]
It’s that time of the year again… The weather has been almost as miserable as our moods as we perish in Butler trying to finish our take-home exams by Wednesday. To cheer you up a bit, we bring you some of the darkest things we’ve seen or heard this past finals period to remind you […]
The senior wisdom keeps on rolling over here at Bwog. Up next we bring you some thoughts from SEAS student Matthew Sheridan. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Matthew Sheridan, SEAS, Mechanical Engineering, San Antonio, TX Claim to fame: I get messages from random people asking how to get into roofs and tunnels. I was president of […]
Ugh, you thought you’d scheduled all your events on Google Calendar–but wait! You forgot Primal Scream! Don’t miss out on this hallowed Columbia tradition. Come to the front of Butler at midnight tonight (technically early Monday morning) to let out all your fears, desires, and stress. If you aren’t up to trekking over to the […]
You probably know him as your COOP leader, CCSC rep, or the guy modeling the tank top you’re about to buy from American Apparel. We gladly present you with the senior wisdom from Grayson Warrick. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Grayson Warrick, Columbia College, the funky dualism of MESAAS and Economics, New York City (just a few […]
Finals season–fun, or focus? What is it really about? We’d lean towards the former. You can study, and still have a lot of fun, too. Even if you aren’t winning the Kentucky Derby like this horse, you can *win* at finals season with our gnarly study tips below. Bwogline: A horse named Nyquist (Nyquil? no) […]
Our next senior wisdom is brought to you by the person who probably turned down your terrible Op-Ed idea you sent to Spec—Mikhail Klimentov! Name, School, Major, Hometown: Hello! My name is Mikhail Klimentov, and I’m a senior in Columbia College majoring in political science with concentrations in visual arts and computer science. I’m writing to […]
Our Senior Wisdom installation for the Class of 2016 wouldn’t be complete without a little wisdom from Barnard Babe and NSOP Queen Christina Ellsberg, who tells us about how you should get through your four years at Columbia. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Christina Ellsberg, Barnard, Anthropology, Historic Ossining Claim to fame: I’d like to say […]
Here comes some more Senior Wisdom for your reading pleasure courtesy of Tony Lee. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Tony Lee, GS, Visual Arts + Business Management, Tampa Florida Claim to fame: On my first Halloween as a Columbia student, I went to classes in full costume as the Invisible Man (1933 film version) all day. […]
Today is Make Some Noise, a spring concert thrown by Summer on the Hudson and Barnard. The event celebrates women in music with an all-female line up of students from CU, City College, and NYU. Head over to Crabapple Grove North in Riverside Park (located approximately off of 94th street) to get enjoy the show. While it is […]
Career development has been pretty fishy lately… with weird jobs posted on Nacelink, and the office’s awkward location on Claremont, one of our Staff Writers was pushed past her limit with her most recent experiences, described below. I visited the Barnard Office of Career Development for the first time last week, when it suddenly hit […]
Today is Saturday, your break from a long week of sneaking fragrant Spaghetti Meatball HamDel sandwiches in Ref Room. Go outside and enjoy the weather! It’s not supposed to rain today; instead, the humidity will be at 93% without a chance of any sunshine all day. Bwogline: KFC has officially launched its campaign for edible fingernail polish […]
all of a sudden the saloon doors blow open. the town outlaw - a terrifying six foot two in stature - swaggers in with a gun at his waist and a cigar between his lips.
before anyone can say anything he plops down next to a washer and tactfully removes the still-sopping laundry.
everyone looks at each other. this is detergent dan - wanted dead or alive in at least five counties.
he stole from the wrong machine though. what he didn't know is that the laundry he just stole was that of the upstart cowboy.
laundry louie looks at the man who just stole his machine. he reaches for his whip as detergent dan casts his baleful gaze over him.
now do you really want to do that son? detergent dan asks coldly. 'son.' the word laundry louie had never heard from his lout of a father.
their hands tighten around their respective weapons. this means war.
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