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Get Fucked By Housing Via Lottery Number

By Mason Amelotte on Mar 21, 2016 3 Comments

Fuck fuck fuck. In case you haven’t already heard, your (presumably shitty) lottery number is available just in time to fuck up your first Monday back on campus. Approach the Housing Portal with caution, and take sudden breakouts of hysteria all around campus as normal activity. Maybe you just woke up; maybe you’re just leaving class. Either way, your shitty situation […]

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Get Your Game Face On For Barnard Spirit Week

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2016 0 Comments

To fight off the bleak realization that you are no longer on a tropical beach but instead sitting in LeFrak writing an overdue paper, Barnard’s McAC is hosting Barnard Spirit Week throughout this week! This means free food (sometimes), school spirit (absolutely), and a daily Millie the Bear sighting (priceless). Highlights include a pizza party with […]

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Register For Barnard Housing!

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2016 0 Comments

Next fall may seem lightyears away, but Barnard Residential Life is here to shorten that distance for you. Today begins the week-long gap to register for Barnard on-campus housing for the next calendar year. Barnard students will have until Monday, March 28 to secure their guaranteed housing this g-around. Students can register on the Res […]

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Bwoglines: New Arrivals Edition

By Bwog Staff on Mar 21, 2016 0 Comments

President Obama arrived in Cuba yesterday, making him the first sitting president to visit the country in almost ninety years. With this two-day visit, he hopes to encourage peaceful change, but conflicts between dissidents and security forces – now on international display – make that change appear difficult. (Washington Post) Serena Williams lost to Victoria Azarenka […]

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Open The Dining Hall. Stop Having It Be Closed.

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2016 2 Comments

Knock, knock. It’s the students of Barnard. And, Hewitt, we’re sick of your shit. We pay thousands of dollars in meal plans every semester – meal plans we’re required to buy – and then, when we need you most, when we’re wallowing in despair over our unfortunate return to class after a glorious spring break, we venture […]

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Over 200 Columbia Faculty And Administrators Sign Statement Against Divestment From Israel

By Bwog Staff on Mar 20, 2016 20 Comments

This afternoon, a statement was released by over 200 Columbia faculty and administrators, including former deans, calling for the University Trustees to not divest from the university’s business relations with Israel. The document claims that “Columbia benefits from ties with Israeli faculty, students, research, and technology.” This release follows a declaration to condemn Apartheid Divest that was […]

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Heavyweight Rowing…Back At It Again

By Bwog Staff on Mar 19, 2016 9 Comments

We interrupt your regularly scheduled spring break to bring you this important message. Damnnnn Columbia Rowing, back at it again with the hot spring training videos. Thanks for sharing another inside-look at what it’s like to be an athlete with us NARPs. Keep up the good work. Check out the Men’s Heavyweight Rowing spring training video for this year […]

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Barnard Student Has Passed Away

By Bwog Staff on Mar 15, 2016 5 Comments

This morning, Dean Hinkson and President Spar sent an email to Barnard students informing them that Jessi Dietrich, BC ’16, had taken her own life. Jessi was a senior psychology major from Florida and vice president of the Pre-Vet Society. Dean Hinkson and President Spar reminded students that there is “no right or wrong way […]

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Bwog Out

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2016 1 Comments

Spring Break has finally arrived, and we’re peacing out. We may be gone, but we’re never far, so make sure to send any wild Spring Break tips to us at tips@bwog.com. If you’re still feeling residual stress, we recommend some art therapy with Columbia-themed coloring book pages (featuring buff Prezbo). Or, if you’re looking for music […]

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A (Performance) Space Of One’s Own

By Betsy Ladyzhets on Mar 11, 2016 5 Comments

Columbia’s got a decent-sized campus, so one would think that finding rehearsal and performance space would be a fairly easy task for our many performing arts groups. Unfortunately, with a constantly-increasing number of groups vying for space, and the Columbia bureaucracy doing what the Columbia bureaucracy does best (i.e. creating complications), the task is far […]

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EVELINE: The Next Vampire Weekend?

By Bwog Staff on Mar 11, 2016 0 Comments

With just three weeks until Bacchanal, members of the opening band, EVELINE, took time yesterday out of their busy schedule to sit down with our Arts Editor. The all-freshmen band comprised of Zibo Gao (vocals), Sias Marking (guitar), Bruce Young (guitar), Nick Greene (bass/cello), and Marco Starger (drums) talked about how they got their start as a band, how […]

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Quiz: What Would Be Your Last Meal At Columbia?

By Courtney Couillard on Mar 11, 2016 1 Comments

You may not believe in the Last Supper, but the concept of a Last Meal at Columbia is def valid. Take our quiz to discover yours!

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10 Things To Do With Your Dingle

Abi Peters 0

democratic rats
dingle
dream
frolic is such a fun word
I haven't tried the dog thing but I'm telling you it will work
imagine a beach in your room. imagine
leader of all rats
lucky me
proud dingle owner

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Bwoglines: I Love Bunnies Edition

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anyways i just want a big floppy bun bounding around my house
HAVE YOU SEEN FLEMISH GIANT RABBITS
i just need to adopt a bunny already
is that too much to ask
SUCH BIG BOIS
THEY'RE HUGE

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SGA Results Are Here!

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election results
esc>sga>gssc>ccsc
sga
that's a really low turnout rate
the original email misspelled sophomore

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Someone Is Watching Me In Butler Library

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6 hours of sleep will really do it to you
bwop tart
enjoy
i don't know wth i just wrote
i haven't even seen a film noir since maybe the third grade
im laughing at how much of a drama queen i am
single airpod - where was its friend?

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Bwog Helps You Pick A Meal Plan

Zoe Sottile 1

a controversial topic
fuck everyone who hates columbia dining
the meal plan

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Bwoglines: Goldman Daddy Edition

Peyton Ayers 1

bwoglines
Camels have humps and it is hump day
CORE like does too much can they relax
goldman daddy
i feel really bad for those chickens
i've realized i don't think i'd be happy with a goldman man but they're still hot
look at all those chickens

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Back Of The Envelope: Getting Your Money’s Worth At Surf & Turf

Bwog Staff 2

bring in the dancing lobsters
i guess you could say we are shellfish for taking so many lobsters
please serve more than one lobster at a time
surf & turf 2020 inside butler/ref please
we also ate lots of ice cream

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Beneath the Basement: A Carman Horror Story

Abi Peters 2

do not enter
horror story
I still have nightmares
live action Arthur
scary
so much gravy
true story

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