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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]
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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]
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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]
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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]
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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]
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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]
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Shit Our Notes Say During Reading Week

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Reading Week, you’re looking through your notes, and you realize much of what you scribbled down is illegible, strange, or undecipherable. Even more of it is just amusing. Below are some of your classmates’ notes, which are by turns sad, excited, mean, and strangely enough, helpful.  Life Mottos “Mitochondria Are the Powerhouse of the […]
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Senior Wisdom: Eva Kalikoff

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 16 Comments

Still scribbling out her thesis, Barnard senior and “self-hating Jew” Eva Kalikoff took a few minutes to share some thoughts about activism, sushi, and Senior Scramble. Let her wisdom blow you away, and peruse our library of knowledge at your leisure.  Name, School, Major, Hometown: Eva Kalikoff, Barnard College, Comparative Literature, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY Claim to fame: I […]
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A Final Live At Lerner, Featuring Alpenglow

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 0 Comments

Live At Lerner presents Final Sounds: Alpenglow today from 1 to 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge. If you haven’t been keeping up, Live At Lerner is a live performance series that has featured both established and up-and-coming artists all year, mostly in the Piano Lounge, but occasionally outdoors; they’ve had a pretty good […]
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Bwog In Bed: Death Of A Meme Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Day 2 of Reading Week! We know you probably don’t believe in yourself but that’s okay, because we have enough faith in you to power Butler for an entire week. Get out of bed, go to that study group, write 6 pages of your paper, and smash that mf final! Alternatively, listen to mopey […]
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Senior Wisdom: Hannah Cohen

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2016 4 Comments

In our next Senior Wisdom, Hannah Cohen discusses being named after a Hebrew alcoholic and why becoming dependent on substances is not a great thing. Plus some stuff about finding yourself, true self knowledge, and just plain out connecting with other members of the Columbia community. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Hannah Jane Cohen, CC, Earth […]
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Orgo Night Posters Are Back (And They’re Better)

By Bwog Staff on May 03, 2016 4 Comments

While Butler reeks of stress and procrastination (and also genuine butt), CUMB has perfumed our moods with some comedic relief by releasing some of the second round of Orgo Night posters. There is a notable absence of highly offensive jokes–are CUMB and controversy on a hiatus? Regardless, we’re sure they’ll be back together this Thursday at 11:59 […]
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A Love Letter To People Who Ask Specific Questions In Large Lectures

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Don’t Sit Next To Me In An Empty Lecture Hall

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Shitpost: Senior Night

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The Window Screen Gap

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Bwoglines: Justin Trudeau Actually Really Sucks Edition

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It’s Time To Have A Conversation About Those Stairs At The Heights

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SGA Loves The Barnard Deans

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Ten Things You’ll Stare At In Morton Williams At 1:34 AM But Not Buy

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