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What You Say During Thanksgiving Dinner Vs. What You Really Mean

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2015 0 Comments

We all know how it feels to be a bit… er… loose with our definition of “telling the truth” when nosy Aunt Madge asks all of those invasive questions during Thanksgiving dinner. Here’s a quick reference sheet that will help you translate your Fall-semester shenanigans into more family-friendly language before you head into the fire […]

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Cultural Superstitions, Round Two

By Joanna Zhang on Nov 24, 2015 3 Comments

Time for another round of investigations into different cultural superstitions held by Columbia students. This week, staffer Joanna also shares some insights into her own (Chinese) culture’s practices (involving food, just to whet your appetite for this Thursday)! Thanksgiving is coming up! This usually means means family dinners and, inevitably, dealing with unwanted questions from […]

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Running Into People From Home During Break

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2015 0 Comments

Thanksgiving will soon be upon us, and that means plenty of delicious things to look forward to: turkey, mashed potatoes, gravy, cranberry sauce, pumpkin pie, and other heavenly cuisine. But aside from the food, Thanksgiving also means human interaction, and lots of it. Interacting with relatives is one thing, but running into old friends (and […]

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Turkey Day At Tom’s

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2015 1 Comments

Has it been your dream since birth to be one of the Seinfeld gang? Well, the show ended years ago (and was fictional) so you may be a little delusional. But you CAN have the next best thing—Thanksgiving dinner at Tom’s (a.k.a. Seinfeld’s famed Monk’s Diner)! For only $29, you can enjoy the most Seinfeld-ian […]

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Bwoglines: We’re Ready To Get Outta The City Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 24, 2015 0 Comments

Are you feeling the Bern? So is most of America, according to TIME’s Person of the Year poll, which everyone’s favorite liberal-uncle-ish politician is winning as of now. (TIME) Getting ready for the ubiquitous Turkey Dump? Soon enough, Facebook will make brutally breaking your S.O.’s heart that much easier by introducing an Eternal Sunshine-esque policy that […]

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Public Safety Sends Crime Alert For EC Sexual Assault

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 5 Comments

A Clery Crime Alert was sent out tonight reporting a sexual assault in the East Campus residence hall on Saturday, November 21st between 3:00 and 4:30 in the morning. The text is included below: On Saturday November 21, 2015 Public Safety was notified of a sexual assault that occurred inside of East Campus between the hours of 3:00am […]

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Field Notes: American Apparel Edition

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 0 Comments

A mainstay of Morningside Heights you could never afford goes out of business, you doubt the veracity of the American dream, and you fail your Chemistry midterm: all in a week’s work. A weird revelation: we’re beginning to think everything in our lives can be tied to the rise and fall of American Apparel, or really, any once-profitable-but-no-longer […]

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Snapshots Of Carman Unmoored, Yearning

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

Carman: land of petty elevator disputes, vomit-stained carpets, vandalized bulletin boards, and a deeply-entrenched loneliness matched only by the vast plains of middle America. Behold the beauty and the desolation of the most “social” first-year dorm, established before Carmanites have even taken their first final. And just remember: it honestly never gets any better.

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Seniors, Let Us Bask In Your Wisdom

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

This is a call to all seniors graduating this term: we want your wisdom, institutional or otherwise, accumulated over the course of your years at Columbia. Though we’re sorry to see you go, could there be any better way to graduate than by participating in our long history of Senior Wisdoms, imparting your carefully culled knowledge […]

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The Real Deal About The Lerner Reveal

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

We all know the real reason that Lerner has increased the price of key replacements to a whopping $50, but here’s the official statement from Jose Rosa, Director of Operations of the Transportation Office: Prior to this increase, the key replacement fee had not changed for more than 10 years, during which time the actual cost to […]

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See You At The Varsity Show Auditions Today (And Tomorrow)!

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 1 Comments

Performers, designers, type-A personalities, lend me your ears—because you just might be interested in the ongoing auditions for the Varsity Show. Whether you want to act, design costumes, or claim your rightful place as “snack captain”, there’s probably something that interests you, so get ready to dazzle the creative team with your joie de vivre, […]

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Update On Barnard Winter Break Housing

By Bwog Staff on Nov 23, 2015 4 Comments

President Spar sent an email to the Barnard community this morning to update students on the administration’s response to an ongoing student challenge of Barnard’s reduced winter break housing policy. Students have put together a petition and the policy has been a recurring topic of SGA meetings this semester. President Spar acknowledged the petition and other […]

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What The Hell Was Going On In The Carman Basement All Week

Jordan Merrill 1

carman
dorms
i dont know
the only other explanation is meth lab
this is true i saw it

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Bwog Helps You Get A Job At Target Edition

Brigid Cromwell 1

alex from target
bwoglines
Does Putin go out on wednesday
its chilly
meme accounts are my reason for living
should i put my fan on
waffles are grilled pancakes

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Opening Remarks: 74-Year Old Pervert Edition

Zack Abrams 1

let's not bring up the murder of baby seals in my first class of the semester please
let's not mention trump either
opening remarks
perverts
tbh i watched all 12 games + tiebreakers of the chess world championship this year so im sure there's a market for accounting olympiad
wtf is another earth and why am i taking intro to probability theory instead of that

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Things On This Campus Are Too Tall

Sarah Braner 1

give my tiptoes a break PLS
i'm gonna have to start bringing a stool everywhere
i've been personally victimized by the milstein 2 printer
this campus is not short-friendly
to the people sitting in front of me: be less tall

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Subscribe To Our Newsletter Or You’re A Rotten Egg

Eva Sher 0

bwegg
bwog is your destination for real (not fake) news
first newsletter of the semester was sent out on sunday!
i signed up my sister so you should also sign up your siblings
mailchimp
rush bwog
subscribe if youre a bwog superfan
subscribe to the newsletter
the newsletter is my baby
we still need a sports editor
yay newsletter!

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S.W.I.P.E.: Seniors Will Inherit Proudly (All) Extra (Freshman Meal Swipes)

Betsy Ladyzhets 0

'swipe me in' 'that's communism'
a 19 swipe per week meal plan means 17 swipes for the freshman and 2 for their upperclassmen friends
feed your hungry old friends
give the children wisdom and they will give you food
is there a limit to how many people you can swipe in at once?
john jay would win the dining hall wars even though its far
S.W.I.P.E. for that swipe
this is how you get senpai to notice you

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Bwoglines: Stuck In An Elevator Edition

Eva Sher 0

ah yes gender equality: give all the awards to the men
coffee with presbei
i cant believe its already time for the state of the union
i dont know how i would survive 3 days in an elevator
john jay is lawless
man bun

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Field Notes: First Full Week Of Classes Edition

Vivian Zhou 0

i thought i was special
please take care of yourselves
we don't condone alcohol consumption and drug use
why did everyone eat hot pot this weekend

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