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Senior Wisdom: Emily Blady

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 2 Comments

Some people are smart, but some people are *smart*. Barnard Senior Emily is one of the latter group and has some Jonah Hill-worthy tips on how to be as much of a moneyBALLER as possible during your time at school. Hint: smoking hookah in Hillel immediately ups your baller status 100 levels. Name, School, Major, Hometown: […]

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Senior Wisdom: Peter Bailinson

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 11 Comments

The RA we all dream of shows us Taylor Swift videos and gives us Nutella when we’re crying after our first freshman Chem exam. CC Senior Peter Bailinson is this dream-RA. Read on for the warm, fuzzy feeing your Death-Metal-loving RA never quite gave you. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Peter Bailinson, Columbia College, East Asian […]

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PrezBo Has A New Right-Hand Man

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

In a university-wide e-mail, PrezBo has announced that Gerald Rosberg will be Columbia’s new Senior Executive Vice President starting July. Who is the Senior Executive Vice President? Well, he is replacing Robert Kasdin, who left the position to go to Johns Hopkins. Kasdin, described by many as the right hand man to PrezBo, had been […]

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Midnight Breakfast: Your Chance To Be Ben Stiller

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 1 Comments

We’ve all had that moment: you’re looking in the mirror, examining your bedraggled second-semester face, and you have that thought: Why don’t I look like Ben Stiller in Night at the Museum, during his prime?? Well, unfortunately, you’re stuck with that embittered mug until you die (or earn enough to get the lines etched into your […]

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Bwog In Bed: Cel(l)ebration Edition

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Day three of Reading Week, and the livin’ is easy. Just joking, we’re all dying. Just remember: your week isn’t going as badly as Ted Cruz’s is! And you don’t even have to kill all those people–being the Zodiac Killer must be hard work… Bwogline: If you haven’t been listening to Beyonce’s Lemonade on repeat this entire […]

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Seriously Just Fill Out Your Course Evaluations Already

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Sure, when you didn’t fill out your course evals earlier tonight, we thought you were at 1020 and just couldn’t do it. Even at 3 AM, we thought, hey, maybe they’re still out trying to have a fun night, who are we to remind them about something so extraneous but simple. But it’s 5 AM […]

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You Still Haven’t Completed Your Course Evaluations

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey, you haven’t done your course evaluations yet. We reminded you about three hours ago, but you must not have seen it…right? You didn’t see that reminder, did you? Yeah, of course—what are we saying! You’re still at 1020, enjoying a second night off during Reading Week. That’s why we just want to remind you again […]

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Remember To Fill Out Your Course Evals

By Bwog Staff on May 05, 2016 0 Comments

Hey guys, we know that finals are among us and if you’re not passed out, in a booth at 1020, trying to study, or doing some mixture of the three, you should fill out your course evaluations. While the evals will appear “anonymous” to your professors, they can still read what you write. So don’t go […]

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Senior Wisdom: Marc Heinrich

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 11 Comments

USenator, Loyal Friend, and feckless comment-reader Marc Heinrich wants to endow you procrastinators with some wisdom. He talks work-life balance, leadership, and asbestos, among other topics. Check out our other wisdoms for more ruminations. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Marc Heinrich, Columbia College, Political Science & History, New York, NY Claim to fame: University Senator, AEPi […]

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Shit Our Notes Say During Reading Week

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 1 Comments

It’s Reading Week, you’re looking through your notes, and you realize much of what you scribbled down is illegible, strange, or undecipherable. Even more of it is just amusing. Below are some of your classmates’ notes, which are by turns sad, excited, mean, and strangely enough, helpful. Life Mottos “Mitochondria Are the Powerhouse of the […]

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Senior Wisdom: Eva Kalikoff

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 16 Comments

Still scribbling out her thesis, Barnard senior and “self-hating Jew” Eva Kalikoff took a few minutes to share some thoughts about activism, sushi, and Senior Scramble. Let her wisdom blow you away, and peruse our library of knowledge at your leisure. Name, School, Major, Hometown: Eva Kalikoff, Barnard College, Comparative Literature, Hastings-on-Hudson, NY Claim to fame: I […]

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A Final Live At Lerner, Featuring Alpenglow

By Bwog Staff on May 04, 2016 0 Comments

Live At Lerner presents Final Sounds: Alpenglow today from 1 to 2 pm in the Lerner Piano Lounge. If you haven’t been keeping up, Live At Lerner is a live performance series that has featured both established and up-and-coming artists all year, mostly in the Piano Lounge, but occasionally outdoors; they’ve had a pretty good […]

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Over-sensed: Low Steps

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alexa play Low by Flo Rida
Fake John Lennon
im sad
im SENSING you might wanna check out low today
Low vases
lute
mary jane
overheard
oversensed
this is UNACCEPTABLE
what is a piccah lmk
where else am i supposed to read

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Bwoglines: What’s With The Waters Edition

Skylar Li 0

bwoglines
bwoob: a bwog noob with boobs
i think we've found Dory's secret
imagine 12000 lbs of crack floating thru the sea
speaking of water stealing teabags from ferris has become my favorite pastime
stay hydrated y'all
water can get things wet therefore it is wet

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LectureHop: Race, Protest, And Politics In Sports – With Professor Frank Guridy

Solomia Dzhaman 3

Guridy
lecturehop
Talks With Professors

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To The Guy Sitting Behind Me In Lecture

Solomia Dzhaman 4

COVER YOUR DAMN MOUTH
dayquil is so gross
freshman plague gets us all
pass GO and collect $200
suffering

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Best Study Spots Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Aditi Misra 1

butler 310 is so cute
i don't really know much about astrology
i think we ALL want to be in Milstein
im a leo can u tell
kanye is a gemini
kanye west in cafe east
midterm szn
study with bwog

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An Open Letter To The Columbia Boys Who Think Its Okay To Follow Me Whenever They’re Single, Unfollow Me When They’re Cuffed, And Have The God Damn Nerve To DM Me While Not Following Me

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follow me back and I'll have sex with you
like literally just calm down
still a better love story than twilight
tbh this post is written late because he followed me already
we have reconnected

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ESC Talks To The Food Pantry

Lori Luo 0

esc
everyone needs ikea lamps in their lives
food pantry at columbia
silent auction has ikea lamps!
who doesnt love ikea

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SGA Confronts Public Safety

Peyton Ayers 0

alexander mcnab
public safety is still kind of confusing
sga
sga loves bwog
we will get justice!!

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