Gen Z was raised on dystopian literature. This fact is coming to haunt its predecessors.

Politicians and athletes breaking records.

Like it says on the package, so much tension.

A life without whales would be a life of sadness.. so demand change from the corporations who cause 71% of the world’s emissions.

Mainly non-COVID-19 and non-American political news to start off your week. Mainly.

I don’t even know how 2020 is going to top this.

Saturday is the day of pre-rest, but it’s already got me feeling kinda stressed.

Tensions, taxes, and translation are all in play on today’s Bwoglines.

Voting from space? More likely than you think!

The breadth of the human experience occurred … yesterday.

Today’s Bwoglines bring you an unexpected, unprecedented apology, as well as expected, unsubstantiated claims.

Happy hump day! Stay in the loop of the world at a very low commitment level with today’s Bwoglines.

I’m not exactly sure what you were expecting.

Evidence that real rich people are corrupt and evidence that fake rich people win Emmys on today’s Bwoglines.

Do we have some Mitski fans in the house?