It’s not all that bad out there, but…

Ah, Wednesday. It rhymes with Shmendsday, and Frendsday, and Tendsday etc. etc. etc.

Read up on what’s going on in the world before you dash to class.

You know what day it is! Here are some headlines to start your day off right.

Before Rebecca Black debuted her hit single, “Friday”, the day was called Blursday.

Pump bump lump jump trump dump HUMP day. It’s hump day!

The verdict is in: today is Tuesday.

Someone, please stop all this madness.

If you want to see a cassowary, go to the zoo.

The weather is beautiful! That is all, but while you’re here, see what you missed this week in our Saturday Bwoglines!

Happy Friday! You know the drill: get all of your news down below.

Racists, ICE, and failing technology. Read your news here.

Good morning Columbia! Catch up on what you missed yesterday with your daily dose of Bwoglines. 

Good morning and Happy Bacchanal! Here are some headlines before you run out the door!

Happy Friday! It’s finally April — the birds are chirping, the sun is shining, the flowers and blooming, and we all still haven’t found summer internships. Don’t you just love the spring! And don’t you just love Bwoglines! Us too!