Since I am still single after using their app, I have decided to write a poem.
An anonymous staff writer found his way into the NYU Class of 2023 GroupMe chat this summer as a result of mere happenstance. After flooding the chat with memes for a while, he was overcome by impulse and committed a crime of passion: removing everyone from the chat.
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