An anonymous Staff Writer, like many of you, longs to be reunited with Team Ferris Forever’s iconic avocado toast bar or as another Bwogger noted, “green goo” bar and is here to help you fill that void. 

Here, Bwog generously provides a closely-held recipe for Russian Tea (which neither comes from Russia nor contains tea), and it’s the perfect Beverage-in-Mug to warm you the hell up.