Name, Year, School, Major: Sarah, 2019, Barnard, Undeclared Preference: Gender is a social construct hahahah! Hometown: Newton, MA Your nightmare date in seven words or fewer: JP Licks in any suburban Boston community What redeems you as a human being? I have a bottle of Percocet from my wisdom teeth surgery. Library room of choice: Butler […]

Prospies currently attempting to get a perspective into life at Columbia may be flustered as their peers rattle the names of their other college acceptances. But remember—it’s all about perspective. The salutatorian of Bronx Science got into six Ivies and is “just trying to refrain from any hubris,” but an acceptance to Columbia is still an […]

Dear Bwog is back! But we’re changin’ it up a little this time. First you’ll hear from Bwog’s self-proclaimed “decent heterosexual male Suzy May.” Then, one of our female Bwoggers gives her impassioned response. Bwog…we have a split personality! Dear Bwog, I sometimes think my boyfriend might be gay. He’s an amazing guy and, yes, while do […]

Vernacular change alert! Gender Neutral Housing will now be called Open Housing, and you better believe it has a task force. We’ve confirmed the makeup and goals of the task force with Dean Shollenberger’s office, and here’s what we found out. The Task Force (that’s right, uppercase as in Official) will be working on a […]