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A few words of caution and encouragement to those of you with scissors in hand.

Former EIC Youngweon explains why she isn’t posting a Bwog personal this year.

********* is horny for this one.

Didn’t get any senior scramble matches? zes2111 is a waaaaarm plate of scrambled eggs

This crotchety old man we found eating in John Jay shares his wisdom and won’t tell us how he got in here!

Prezbo will you headline Bacchanal? Please sir, I’m begging.

Betsy Ladyzhets has read more about yeast in the past week than she ever wanted to in her entire life.

THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE PRIMAL SCREAM IS TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT I.E. IN 12 MINUTES!! IT’S OUTSIDE OF BUTLER BUT ALSO EVERYWHERE!! SCREAM A PRIMAL SCREAM WHEREVER YOU ARE STANDING!! AHHHH!!!! LET OUT THE STRESS OF FINALS AND JUST SCREAM!!!! SCREAM VIA BWOG ARCHIVES

My sweet angel Jenny has already written a goodbye post for the old board, but it only seems fitting that the outgoing Editor in Chief also write a farewell post of sorts. My tenure on Bwog’s editorial board for the past year and as Editor in Chief for the past semester (and the summer, I […]

Some spaces on Columbia’s campus are liminal. Some are profane. Some invite a Bwog post by a Barnard writer literally every day. But a few spaces are just downright cursed. This writer, currently nearing the end of her most recent all-nighter on the eighth floor of Butler, believes this space belongs in that third category. […]

I have sat in the green chairs that are on the second floor of the Milstein Center and which you were probably saving for someone who actually attends Barnard Forgive me they were magnificent so plush and so cozy (also i ate ur plums too lmao) William Columbia Williams by Unknown

Staff writer Sarah Braner unveils the reason behind the ungodly sluggishness of the Barnard Hall elevators.  Many of us have had a class in Barnard Hall. However, if you have had a class on the third floor or above, you are probably aware of the elevator situation: They’re slow. Really slow. Well, there’s a reason the […]

Lerner-Unicorn Temporal Binary Observed By Anonymous Tipster