Staff Writer Abbey Zhao is fed up with all these doors—they’re either too heavy, too light, with no Goldilocks zone to be found.
Climb every mountain, open every door (or something like that).
Here’s a dose of dopamine before you read this. Editor’s Warning: mentions of gun violence.
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