Freshman boy to his friend as he walked out the door after voting: “Anthony Walker is the man!” Win or lose, Bwog agrees. One of a gaggle of freshman girls noisily huddled by the John Jay elevators: “I was only going to vote for our class council because I don’t know any older people, but […]

Overheard following Friday night’s Fruit Paunch show in Furnald lounge. Two guys walked into the the first floor bathroom, which is not labeled Male or Female. Guy 1: Wait, so IS this a guys’ bathroom or not? Guy 2: (in an abrupt tone) I dunno … let’s just be quick about it!

2:50 p.m. Girl to her female friend in line: “I’m actually glad we’re not in Hogan, I wasn’t really into the idea. My ex-boyfriend lived in Hogan.” Friend: “Wait, didn’t he graduate like two years ago?” Girl: “Yeah, he did, but there’s still, like, sex in the walls.” 3:12 p.m. Four guys in a huddle, […]

Overheard in Carman elevator: Freshman #1: What’s that music outside? Freshman #2: It’s the Armenian Pride Festival. Freshman #1: What’s Armenian? Clearly, we are in dire need of another World Leaders Forum.

Street evangelist to pair of hipster guys walking along 125th street: “Hello, you need God today now? Or you need girl? God made the girl!”

Heard, shrieked, in the SGO: “You’re not a Republican! You don’t know the secret handshake!”

A Bwog correspondent overheard some kids, probably future Columbians, as they looked at the Steps: Kid #1: Oh my God! How many people are there?! Kid #2: Probably about 50,000. Kid #3: I’d say it’s got to be 100. Yeah, it looks like 100. Kid #2: No, it’s definitely 50,000.

Jim Williams reports: A recent event in Noha Radwan’s Contemporary Islamic Civilization lecture causes this Blue and White correspondent to wonder whether certain students are making a feeble attempt to revive Prangstgrüp or whether said students are merely assholes. About 20 minutes into class, a college-aged male who may or may not attend Columbia University […]

In the spirit of wedding crashers, lonely and ambitous men from the B-School have started crashing SIPA parties–“where the wine flows and the women are beautiful” in an attempt to escape the few and relatively ugly girls of their own school. But wouldn’t these business folks have a tough time handling the liberal ladies of […]

Overheard at the Hungarian Pastry Shop, a conversation between two guys in their late 20s. Guy 1: So do you like the baby? Guy 2: Of course, it’s a baby. Guy 1: Is there any chance that the baby’s yours? Guy 2: No, she was four months pregnant when I started dating her. But I […]

Overheard: “Your vagina is, like, aerodynamic.”

Overheard in the Carman elevator: “You can’t fight a tiger and win.”

Overheard on the Carman elevator: Guy A: Well, what are you going to do with a waffle maker? Guy B: Make waffles. Dear Feminism, Thank you for teaching men how to cook. Sincerely, The Bwog

Two maybe 8-year-old kids near Washington Square: “I have more cell phones than you!” “I have more cell phones than your mom!”

“So colonial America’s two greatest exports were sugar, which destroys your teeth, and tobacco, which kills you. Thanks.” –Trademark Eric Foner digression in lecture today. Just don’t get him started on The Great Boston Molasses Massacre.