For the past week, a sign at the entrance of Knox Hall read: But, obviously that didn’t work. So they decided to change their tactics:

A Bwog tipster spotted this funny-because-it’s-true sign in a subway car. Quoth said tipster: Imagine the NYU kids’ reaction. True that! High fives all around!  

A sign has appeared in Uris warning rowdy B-schoolers to keep it outside. Bwog was wondering why a similar sign didn’t exist in Butler, until we realized the obvious (and sad) answer. When you go to a school that treats its students to a kegger, you need to make sure that the library is an alcohol-free zone. When […]

Having spent too long playing a professor, Harrison Ford has decided to put down real roots in academia, renaming the George Barry Ford Hall – a residence for Catholic graduate students – in his own image.  We suspect he will be in Morningside Heights soon for a ribbon cutting.

Update, 10:56 pm: Domo Taco updated their Facebook page with the message, “Closing early due to some unfriendly carts…sorry! Cya tomorrow!” Halal bests Domo in the first round! Update 6:58 pm: Word is that the owner of Domo Taco Truck is a cousin of a Columbia student. The nepotistic war rages on, with furthering alliance tensions. […]

The quality of hope never dies, even in the face of being kicked out of the NoCo library far too soon. In an effort to make words into actions, a dreamer scrawled the promise of “ALL DAY ERRDAY!!”  hours outside of NoCo. If only; if only. But honestly, the library and Joe’s hours suck. Solidarity, […]

It’s beautiful, dammit, and nothing makes Bwog want to forget about last-minute homework more than the sight of adorable miniature humans playing in front of Noco. Can we join?

There are many ways to celebrate the Super Bowl, but it’s pretty much a universal law that they all involve chili. With that said, the line has to be drawn somewhere—and it’s here: Does 1020 even have a kitchen? And if so, what’s it being used for the other 364 days of the year?

While we’re not exactly sure who holds the authority to dole out such rankings, Duane Reade red plastic cups have been certified their cups for true partying. Honestly, we don’t play enough drinking games here.

As most celebrities can tell you, being famous isn’t so easy. Pesky laypeople are trying to snap pictures of you left and right, corporations keep begging you to make awkward endorsements, and rehab is expensive. Combine that with the unending deluge of interview requests, and soon your superhumanly perfect face will be covered in wrinkles […]

Self-hating SEAS student? Or angry CC student who just doesn’t get the first week of Frontiers?

We have to admit, we thought the following sign was a lark—until we located its very real course listing: To its credit, said course listing (“IGNORANCE: What we don’t know. Seniors only; must have completed CORE science requirements.”) does pose a bevy of uncertainties. For one, shouldn’t this information be part of the midterm?

As if the used Cheetos bags for door name tags weren’t enough of a hint, it’s clear that this Broadway 6 tipster has Ron Swanson for her RA.

Discovered in a graduate-level animal physiology physics textbook (Fishbane’s Physics for Scientists and Engineers). For those of you who’ve always had a place in your heart for giraffes, know that they evidently have one for you in theirs as well. Bwog uses our well-rounded liberal arts education to analyze it in this interdisciplinary exercise, while exercising all of […]

As Winter Wonderland part deux is in session, Columbia Dining hastily makes preparations for the frigid winter. Amidst transporting hot leftovers to starving brunch-goers, someone couldn’t keep up and spilled the beans. As the powdery chaos continues, Bwog can’t help but feel like this snow day is missing something.