Please tell us you remember George and Harold from the childhood classic Captain Underpants, because it looks like they somehow made their way to sophomore year of college. Personally, we might have preferred “Gila Monsters Meet You at the Airport” or “LOL Ass Wipe Stop It.”

We get the meal plan isn’t always the easiest thing for upperclassman to have, nor do many of them want it. However, there sure are times when a JJ’s burger could hit the spot, or a steamy bowl of pasta with an alfredo/red sauce mix could take a terrible day to bacchanal level. Fret no […]

Seen on College Walk yesterday. Hope this story has a happy ending. Send info to tips@bwog.com It’s a cold, cold world out there.

Some bitter soul tucked this foreboding fortune into the blueprint of the Barnard pool. To them, we ask, “who really needs a pool when the tunnels around Hewitt always smell like one anyway?” RIP pool    

As the spring semester marches on and housing looms nearer, Bwog would like to scare the shit out of remind rising sophomores that Carman 2.0 McBain, unlike it’s cozy and air-conditioned first-year equivalent, is sometimes a disgusting hellhole. We were sent this image from a tipster, complete with the caption: “Look at this stuff–isn’t it neat? Wouldn’t you […]

Remember that time your aunt/uncle/extended-family-member-who-doesn’t-really-care-about-you asked you how you were doing at “Bernard”? Trick question. The answer is “That has literally never not happened.” Well, the College itself has been a victim of the same ignorance, on a sign on some scaffolding on Milbank: Barnard replied to the tweet: Nope, still Barnard! The scaffolding company […]

Do you ever feel a sudden chill run up your spine late at night as you change into your jammies? Feel like someone is peering at you through the crack between your shade and the window frame? Wonder why the neighbors across the way seem to always have their window wide open? Well, here’s why. […]

….why there are so many fucking people in Butler. At 9 am, which is when this photo was snapped. And also at 7:30 pm, which is when this post was posted. It’s still really crowded in here. You may be better off “studying” in bed, where no one can see how often you’re switching tabs […]

Yesterday, Bwog received this tip and the accompanying photo. We aren’t sure what to think. But we think we like it. a little before midnight around 5 people dressed in green unitards got out of the elevator on the west side of lerner, ran into the computer lounge and began caressing people, laying down, posing […]

Multiple tipsters have spotted a film crew on campus, complete with a fake Greek cart, costume racks, tech equipment, and lots of crew chairs. Supposedly they’re filming a TV show called “Black Box.” Let us know if you have any more info, especially about celebs, by sending tips to tips@bwog.com! Update (10:28AM): Tipster alerted Bwog […]

Some got to throw out buzzwords like “privilege,” “problematic,” and “cisnormative” to their MeeMaws. Others stayed on campus and feasted on the fruits of their own labor (hopefully better than last year). Wherever your Thanksgiving took you, we hope you stuffed yourself on delicious food. You have the following to be thankful for:

A tipster spotted a party rental truck that wasn’t from ACE Party Renal, aptly named “Something Different Party Rental.” In the spirit of things that are different, Bwog has changed 5 things in the photo. Leave a note in the comments if you spot one! Click to enlarge. PrezBo asked, “can we try something different?” […]

ZOMG guys, Kristen Stewart’s on campus!!!!! According to a few tipsters sticking it out on campus over break, the ever-edgy, awkward lip-biting Twilight star is hanging out in Lerner filming something. And not just in Lerner, but in Ferris Booth. Maybe she’s playing another angsty student? Will the Kent attic be utilized as another vampire […]

It’s Columbia’s pep rally Overheard: “We have a mascot?”

Midterms rage? Roar/whatever sound the hulk makes