Listen, we’re not on a high horse here. Campus media has a lot of problems. And you have problems too! So which of us do you most resemble? Answers to this quiz include Spectator, Spectrum, Bwog (that’s us!), The Fed, The Lion, and a special mystery response. Try to find them all!

Spring semester is bound to get you down as your work starts to pile up and the temperature continues to drop. We’re here to help you figure out just how you will beat this Spring Semester Slump and make it to Bacchanal alive and well.  

Shopping period is ending soon, so it’s time to pick your classes. But between absurd prerequisites, teacher approvals, and the outdated course bulletin, registration is nearly impossible! How screwed will you be come the deadline?

Like a preteen’s young, supple body, our campus is always changing. For the better or worse, this semester alone has seen plenty of changes brought to MoHi, which is why we’re here to help you determine which new on-campus feature best aligns with your ever so charming personality.

Sure, NSOP is supposed to be a fun time for all first-years, but admit it – you didn’t really do it right. Whether you were too clean or too sloppy, you probably missed out on some stuff you really hoped for. Did you screw up, or did you achieve the elusive Perfect NSOP?

Taken from the real-life, special sock collection of a real-life, special Bwogger.

Bwog knows that picking a dorm can be a stressful activity for freshmen (or “rising sophomores” in Housing terminology). We’ve created a quick quiz to help you figure out which dorm is right for you. Enjoy!

Sometimes Bwog just wants to be Buzzfeed. So keeping with their tradition of making meaningless quizzes that have no effect on your daily life whatsoever, here is a quiz of our own. Answer the following questions and add up your score at the end to determine which Columbia library you should be inside of. Directions: […]