Angelica Lagasca recounts her time at Columbia filled with fainting on trains and feigning comprehension in seminars.

Danielle Resheff has a whole lot of love for Ferris and a whole lot of wisdom for you.

Caroline Clifford tells you how to get people to respond to your emails and reminds you that you should probably forgive yourself.

Ade Balogun thinks that you should ask out your crush, but most importantly, that you should go vegetarian.

This Senior may be in the lead for most all-nighters, but at least they know how to use Barnard resources to their fullest!

This Senior has mastered the perfect water-to-caffeine ratio.

Vomiting in campus trash cans and delivering wisdom!

Take a chance, take a chance, take a chance on me yourself.

If only Spec op-eds WERE but a bad dream…

She helped make Barnard traditions happen!

“DO NOT SLEEP ON BUFF CHICK THURSDAY AT FERRIS.”

This next Senior Wisdom features Ethan Woo: the star of the Lost V126 and consummate yes-man.

This senior drags all Achilles stans to filth and reminisces about days when the Joeopoly didn’t have us in its clutches.

Kate has the most solid upcoming plan we’ve heard here…

Isabella has some wise words on how to enjoy college life, including how to get an extension on your late assignment.