Watch out, the nerds are gettin’ it on! And writing about it! Here comes Outlet, Columbia’s “new erotic review.” In light of New York magazine’s blog post about the new online sex rag, Bwog staff member Sara Vogel picked the brain of editor-in-chief Kimi Traube, CC ’08, about fonts and porn. How do you respond to New York magazine’s blog observation that Outlet is composed […]

Ruggles, Monday evening “We’re so deep into it that it would be dick for him to pull out.” Deep into what? Outside a laundry room: Guy: “Again, I am NOT going to put on your underwear!” Girl: “I really hope someone walked by when you said that.” From your lips to Bwog’s ears. After checking […]

Spectator Takes on Russia, World Oohs and Aahs McDonald’s Opening Deserves Headline Fuck Naked Parties. Fuck ME!  Flier-Posterer Responsible for Posting Fliers Latino Studies Deep-Sixed for Less Intimidating Hispanic Studies

Bwog has never done this before—Bwog has never heard anything quite so appalling, ever. Some gossip is sweet and innocent. Some gossip is so awful you wish you had never heard it (and we will give you that option). And some gossip redeems. We only wish that the three items following formed a real progression […]

10:12 AM yesterday, walking outside of Labyrinth. GUY 1: I had the worst experience of my life last night. Don’t EVER use expired lube, man. GUY 2: YOOOOO! I KNOW. Expired lube BURNS. That shit is like… acid. Somewhere in Carman, after a Butler all-nighter: GUY 1: I’ve running on caffeine right now. I just took a piss […]

CC Alum Elected to Largely Ceremonial Position in Tiny Eastern European Nation Old People Living at Barnard Striving towards pareto efficiency, one club sandwich at a time Can I be a Cool and Awesome college student and not get sexually assaulted — at the same time? Jake Olson to CU: Stop being a pussy!

Bwog has been tipped off to a seemingly inexplicable makeover: the bathroom near the swipe desk in Carman has been redone and turned into a “Lactation Room.” Most seriously. If you are a woman, a baby, or handicapped, you can check it out. And, by all means, do. The possibilities are endless.   As are […]

Apparently, professors at our fine institution have had sex on the brain these past few days.  Bwog tipsters have sent in no fewer than four quotes on the subject from their classes, here compiled. From Professor Don Melnick in today’s Biodiversity lecture: “So if I had a jar, I could reach into the jar, and […]

Overheard in JJ’s, 2 AM Friday morning, as two students were leaving: Girl:  So are we going back to yours tonight? Guy:  Well my parents are coming in on Saturday Girl:  But tomorrow is Friday Guy:  Yeah…yeah it is Bon Weekend!

Along with many high hopes freshmen carry to their first weeks of college, one of the most promising seems to be the possibility of a new love life. Nonsense, you say—I was canoodling quite successfully in 5th grade! This is silly. Freshmen don’t know how to do anything, much less mate. Fortunately, one of our […]

From the ever-amazing Craigslist casual encounters section: Columbia grad student seeking a girl who likes to get freaky in a LAB! – m4w – 22 “I am a very hot European grad student at Columbia and I always had a desire to mess around in some weird place like a library or a computer lab. […]