NASA announces that the danger of asteroid 2024 YR4 hitting Earth has dropped to nearly zero.

Four New York City deputy mayors announce their resignation from Mayor Eric Adams’ administration, causing Governor Kathy Hochul to consider Mayor Adams’ future. Editor’s warning: mention of death.

President Trump’s executive order to change the name of the Gulf of Mexico becomes official. Editor’s warning: mentions of death.

Free P’Nut.

Welcome to Day Two of classes! We hope your trek to your 8:40 isn’t as busy as the streets of pre-pandemic Midtown.

It is a marathon, not a sprint.

Sad to return to campus after spring break? Cheer yourself up with a Pi Day Party, or attend events covering feminism, Ukrainian artists, and more.

Bwog’s memory is fine. Editor’s Note: Mentions of domestic violence. 

He’s gone rogue.

An escaped cow made its way through Canarsie, Brooklyn yesterday before being apprehended by pedestrians.

A classic HOOdunit.

What even happened in Marvel’s Phase Four? Editors Note: Mentions of Violence

A derailed train has caused toxic chemicals to pose a threat to a small town in Ohio. Poor Ohio. Editor’s note: mentions of violence.

Storms, NYC housing, and tissue engineering in the first Bwoglines of the semester.

Some finitudes and endings in today’s Bwoglines, including the conclusion Columbia Football’s season and the Elizabeth Holmes trial.