Entrenched in finals, begging for mercy. Outside the reading rooms, the real world keeps working. Sex Starting with the good stuff: CollegeOTR may have been correct in saying Columbians are “oversexed“: A Columbia sex ed professor (oh yes, we have those) is worried about the rise of what a popular television show termed “What What […]
The thirteens are coming (really, they are), and everyone is taking notice. Thirteens cometh, thirteens goeth: Because without a scholarship, we’re far too expensive. And there’s always those pesky test scores to stop people. And the oh so quotable: Chalfie: “I basically tickle worms.” CU Neurosurgeon Richard Anderson: “Since there are a million different types […]
Spotted heading toward Uris earlier this evening: Jim Cramer, the excitable host of CNBC’s Mad Money. He was alone and talking on his cell phone. “He sounded, well, mad,” reported an eyewitness. The reasons for his campus visit are of course a mystery, though Bwog would like to point out that he has a 17 […]
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