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A Night In The Life: Backpack In JJ’s Edition

We normally think of JJ’s as a magical place because of the curly fries and premixed jamba juice. But there’s something even more mystical going on beneath John Jay at night. We follow one Bwogger’s backpack as it discovers the secrets of JJ’s Place. 11:45 pm We got a swipe into JJ’s! I can’t wait to […]

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What If… The New Barnard Library Were A Skyscraper?

Bwog continues asking the important questions. Brawny Barnard Bear Maud Rozee thinks about how sweet it would be if the new Barnard library were a skyscraper. Recently, DSpar declared that Barnard would be building a new library. Where will the money come from? Nobody knows, but nobody’s going to question it. Sure, Barnard’s current library […]

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What If… The Football Field Were Still On Campus?

Bwog’s been spending a lot of time pondering the mysteries of Columbia lately. Baker Belittler Jon Lesser lets us know how great it would be if we had a shiny stadium instead of a smelly business school. In the days of Columbia old, the Morningside community could gather on any given fall Saturday around South […]

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What If… SEAS Were A School Of Mimes?

What if our mascot were Matilda the Harlem Goat? What if Columbia were more like NYU? What if Low were a library, and Lerner were a student center? These are the questions that keep Bwog up at night as we toss and turn in our nest perched on the roof of Butler, knowing all and […]

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What If… SEAS Were Still A School Of Mines?

What if our mascot were Matilda the Harlem Goat? What if Columbia were more like NYU? What if Low were a library, and Lerner were a student center? These are the questions that keep Bwog up at night as we toss and turn in our nest perched on the roof of Butler, knowing all and seeing […]

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Daydream Believer

Dear Commenter, Bwog likes your comment on one of our posts so much that we’re giving the comment its very own post. Posted by daydreamer : [3] [reply] Does anyone else ever fantasize about how cool it would be to have an “Econ Dept. Rumble Royale”? Think about it for a second. So Sachs could […]

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