Submissions are still coming in for our contest, which ends on Sunday. So just keep your mouth shut till then and you won’t be embarrassed. Italians, cover your ears. From Helen K. A group of elitist freshmen monopolizing the Westside cheese aisle: “Mozzarella?! No! That’s peasant food.” Sounds about right, Alex J. Drunk girl counting […]
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