Scene: a bar on the Upper East Side. A curly-haired man in his mid-20s approaches a Barnard senior and asks if she’s heard of David Blaine. “David and I, we’re kind of friends,” the man says. He then reveals that he’s a magician, and offers to show her a trick. “Sure,” she says, at which […]

Flyer found in John Jay and Broadway this evening. We kid you not: Update: The fridge has an icemaker.

He is on one of those matchmaking websites, looking at naughty pictures of “women seeking men in New Hampshire.” Unfortunately, Bwog does not know any students currently visiting from Dartmouth.

Graffiti from the 600 113th St. dormitory’s basement bathroom after the jump. Bwog found it to be quite instructive. DO NOT OPEN THIS POST ON A PUBLIC COMPUTER

There’s a girl on the fifth floor of Lerner right now looking at hardcore pornography. Well, at least it’s not cumsplatter.com.

A prank caller has been terrorizing first-years as of late. When the gullible first-year answers the phone, he is asked what his favorite fraternity is. Then the caller claims to be a Pledgemaster from that fraternity. As we all know, pledgemasters can often be rather demanding. Even if they are fake. Requirements for initiation are […]

On a recent snow day, our correspondent Ady Barkan found the definitive proof that going to business school is a whole load of cock.

Gothamist, the Bwog will have Butler Sex with you anytime, any stack. Now, are you coming to our party?

Not to be outdone by Blue and White writer Christopher Beam’s guide, the Butler Reserves Desk has posted its own Definitive Guide to Butler Sex in room 209. Maybe CLIO can help us find the clitoris.

The Bwog knows how much construction delays can suck, especially when it involves something as vital as bathroom renovations. But when shit happens, so to speak, we lowly undergraduates are used to having our bitching go unheard. That’s why it kind of warmed our hearts to see Student Financial Services caring about their employees in […]

Early Wednesday morning, Bwog correspondent Nina Bell found herself a Bored at Butler Celebrity, if by fame you means people posting, “I just printed a pic of NIna off face book, went to the toilety and jerked off on her nose.” But, in the end, Nina fought back. And won. Excerpts from the (WAY TOO […]

Columbia says: Middle School Girls Experiment With Science Day Before you know it, they’ll be building meth labs.

In which Bwog staffer Mark Krotov familiarizes us with the places where you can find him when he’s supposed to be in class. When I took chemistry in high school, I sat in front of a sink that I regularly turned on and off to prevent myself from falling asleep. When Columbia students take chemistry, […]

Man. It’s so very very sad when minors (or near-minors) exploit themselves. Or guess wildly at the going rate for porn. Or haven’t yet figured out people can have multiple email addresses. Broke freshman, the Bwog salutes you, but next time have a chat with Jamie to find out how it’s done first. UPDATE: Seems […]

Bwog staffer Brendan Ballou sat down with Columbia junior Jamie, a writer for the Fed, the former singer for the F-Holes, and current Suicide Girl to discuss knitting, pornography, and why the Blue and White is too pretentious. Don’t I know you from somewhere? Well, I’m naked on the Internet. I feel that it’s something […]