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Milano: Buy Ten, Get The Eleventh At Regular Price


A concerned discount fancier has informed Bwog that Milano Market, Broadway’s finest supplier of Italian cheeses and window bread porn, is no longer offering buy-ten-get-one-free cards. Apparently it was a managerial decision, one that Hamilton Deli will hopefully never ever ever make.

But don’t think of it as all bad. Yes, you’re losing a free sub or salad, but you’re gaining the peace of mind that comes with not having to worry about another damn card in your wallet. The recession: relieving stress every day.


SVU on Broadway!

 - Photo by JCD

No, the crime franchise isn’t adding a musical (although it now has a UK spinoff). Rather, trailers for Law & Order SVU are outside Milano Market right now! Although neither Milano nor any of the other establishments along the block are closed for filming, fear not: parking notices indicate that the trailers will be there until 10 p.m. 


Flex, Meet Milano

Exciting news concerning your Milano Market! Starting this Thursday, it will start accepting Flex Points.

According to a Milano cashier, the “exchange rate” will be 1:1 and all products will be Flex-friendly.


Wha??

Eagle-eyed Bwog Editor Jessica Cohen noticed this interesting sign in Milano. 

Nothing like ”freshly killed turkey” to stir the appetite! 

Thanks to Sumaiya Ahmed for the photo!


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